Ask these squishy boys!

Happy (sorta early) Halloween from U-083 Rick & Morty!

Have fun and be safe, guys! And most importantly get lots of candy!

Morty: I love hugs but uh! The-they make me bubble up sometimes...

Hope y’all haven’t forgotten that Morty blows bubbles out of his mouth. And also his eyes...but don’t make him sad, please...

Rick: Man I used to live off the st-the stuff in my teens. I mean I, I still smoke at least once o-or maybe more every week. Used to do a lot of...all kindsa junk. 

Like grandpa like grandson...just casually masturbating in the kitchen.

Morty: I, uh, actually just like most anything cute that helps me escape th-the dread of being alive!

Rick: A lot of the internal damage that has been done has been corrected by surgery...replacement this, replacement that. I have the technology to-to-to remove scars, it’s nothing complicated but...un-unless it’s from a surgery I like to keep my scars. If-if-if I wanted to I could look like a damn Ken doll or whatever but I’m fine with looking like myself.

Rick: I don’t e-e-exactly…use them much anymore. I mean I drink fairly regularly but not much more besides eh, one or two drinks a day. I tried…or more than tried…just about anything w-while I was younger but right now I’ve gotta, I have to be here for my family.

He’s not as much of a boring bastard as he claims to be. Rick definitely still goes out and parties on the weekends…or if not that at least he smokes the devil’s lettuce when he’s got nothing better to do.

By the way this is what Rick’s shirt is based off of.

Morty: I’m-I’m playing New Leaf right now...I play it be-before bed sometimes when I’m anxious or-uh, or sad. I play other games too, though. B-bet you’ve never heard of The Legendary Starfy!