Ask Twizilla

(A fun little tale on the last day of Kaijune, written for another amazing, colossal mare, @ask-twizilla !)

A heavy series of booms rocked the air in the town of Ponyville in the early afternoon.  A gigantic mare stomped her way through the streets.  Her fur was a pale yellow and her messy, wild mane was a bright, almost electric blue.  She was dressed in the torn, tattered remains of a dress that had ripped over one foreleg and split in two across her tummy, the lower part of the dress sliding up into a tight little skirt about her haunches.

She stomped to the center of town, standing astride the bridge that crossed the little stream near the center of town.  She picked up an apple cart in one of her front hooves  and gave it a sniff before taking a huge bite out of it, wood and all.  She crunched on wood and sweet apples alike, gulping them down before she glared out across the city at all of the panicking ponies.  Letting out a loud roar, she tossed the cart in the direction of one of them, missing the fleeing equine and bouncing the cart off of the ground to smash into a building nearby.

She sniffed the air and snarled as though searching for something.  She growled and stomped her hooves at anyone who got too close to her, or that she thundered too close to.  Ponies were screaming and running in all directions, some crying out for the town guards to come save them.

Coffee Bean hummed to himself as he trotted around his shop.  The wonderful smells of the various roasted coffee beans he was locally famous for were inundating the shop.  That, combined with a delivery of fresh pastries from Sugarcube Corner had really made his morning.  It had been a bit of a slow morning, but it was mid-week so that was to be expected.

He grinned as he started humming his favorite song in the empty shop, dancing between the tables until a tremor running through the floor made him stumble!  He blinked and felt another tremor, his cups rattling in their cabinets.  He debated for a moment, then decided that it must be an earthquake!  Tossing off his apron, he raced outside in case the building collapsed!

As soon as he stepped out of the door, he froze in awe of the sight before his eyes.  It was like his greatest fantasy had become a reality.  Just like a scene out of a monster movie there was a giant mare in a tight, torn dress towering over the nearby buildings.  She stomped and roared and chased the other little ponies right out of the streets.  Giving out a roar that any kaiju would be proud of, she reared up and brought her massive hooves down on one of the houses, reducing it to splinters!

Coffee was speechless, giving out a high-pitched squeak!  Somehow, the giantess heard this and her huge head snapped around.  She glared down at the poor, shaking pony.  His heart was hammering in his chest as she slowly leaned down and gave him a sniff.

He closed his eyes, covering his head with his forelegs as he fully expected to be snapped up and devoured or crushed like an egg.  What he didn’t expect was to feel a warm softness all around him.  He opened his eyes to see the ground far below, ponies pointing up at him and yelling.  Looking up, he saw the smiling face of the rampaging giant pony, no longer angry in the least.  She looked calm and serene, smiling as she snuggled him against her fluffy chest.

Unable to believe this was real, he reached out one of his front hooves to touch her cheek.  She was so warm, soft, and real.  It was almost too much.  His greatest fantasy, something he often dreamed about had become a reality.

Unfortunately, that serenity was short-lived.  The royal guard had appeared to deal with the rampaging monster invading Ponyville.  They hurled spears at her from both the ground and the sky.  Pegassi and earth ponies used conventional weapons while unicorns fired bolts of energy in her direction.  She let out an ear splitting roar, rearing up on her hind legs to guard Coffee from any stray fire.  

When they paused in their assault for a moment, she charged into their midst, scattering them, swatting at ground based and airborne nuisances alike!  The guard proved to be every bit as effective as they usually were with invading monsters, as in not at all.  She sent them running in all directions, far too scattered to easily regroup!

Then, in the background he heard a familiar group of voices.  It was Princess Twilight and her friends!  She yelled to the others about the power of friendship and something about harmony breaking the spell that made this poor mare into a rampaging giant.  Pinkie yelled about her having captured one of her best customers.

He tried to shout something about not being in danger, but he saw a flash of rainbow colors speeding towards the two of them and everything went white.  A moment later he was being gently awakened.  He saw a pink blur towering over him and wondered if another giant mare had come to town, but it was just Pinkie Pie standing over where he had fallen on his back.  She was waving a chocolate donut under his nose, trying to get him to wake up.

He pushed himself up off of the ground and was distressed to see that the giantess hadn’t been shrunk down by the blast, but had been knocked unconscious.  She had been tied to a huge rolling wagon and Twilight was talking excitedly with one of Coffee’s other regular customers, a red-maned zebra scientist named Victor.  Taking the donut that Pinkie was practically forcing onto him, he staggered over towards the two.

Seeing him approaching, Twilight immediately asked if he was alright.  He nodded and explained that he didn’t seem to be in any danger.  It was almost like the giantess had been drawn to him and calmed down immediately when she found him.  Until the guards arrived, of course.  Twilight shook her head and groaned as she heard yet another account of their incompetence.

Coffee then asked what had happened, why she was so gigantic, and why she was looking for him.  Twilight just shook her head, having no idea what was going on.  Their magic had always broken any spell or curse that may have caused something like this.  They were going to take her to a nearby research facility to see if they could communicate with her somehow, maybe find out how she grew to such a massive size.  

A little birthday gift for the wonderful  https://www.tumblr.com/ask-twizilla

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Cloud Sweeper preened his gray wings nervously. His electric blue mane was standing up in spikes as he fidgeted in the chair, waiting for his appointment. A heavy bag of golden bits, most of his life's savings, sat in a bag on the floor in front of him. The pegasus actually started rocking the chair side to side, the legs thumping on the floor a little bit.

"SHHH!! Will you STOP that?!"

The stallion sat bolt upright, forehooves in his lap as he blushed, embarrassed as he was chastised by the receptionist. He sighed and looked up at the clock. His appointment was for half an hour ago.

The phone rang and the red-maned receptionist picked up the phone, chewing her gum. "Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, okay. Gortcha boss."

She hung up the phone, looking over her glasses at the waiting room, empty except for Cloud. "Clod Hoppah? Is there a Clod Hoppah waitin'?"

"Uh, it's... Cloud Sweeper."

"Eh, close enough, go on in." She pushed a button under the desk, unlocking the door with an electric buzz.

Dragging the heavy bag of coins, he pushed his way through the door. The pegasus blinked as he saw a tall pale pink alicorn with a flowing blue mane kicked back in a plush office chair, he hind hooves propped up on the top of a fancy looking mahogany desk.

"Welcome to Larger Than Life Dating, where we make your wildest dreams come true! You must be Cloud Sweeper! You bring the money?"

Nodding, he hefts the heavy bag up onto her desk where she sits up and drags it off into a safe behind her in one smooth motion. "Alright, Mister Sweeper, I actually have a blind date all set up for you."

"A blind date? Three hundred golden bits for a blind date? You must be kidding me Miss.. uh..."

"Dissonance. Miss Dissonance."

"What in the world makes you think that a blind date is worth it?!"

"Trust me, we guarantee you'll remember this date for the rest of your life. Let's see. Looks like her name is Lunar Light"

He rolled his eyes, not noticing the slight rumble in the ground as he snapped at her, "You really don't know what you're doing, do you? The whole point of a blind date is to not know WHO you're dating!"

Suddenly, the rooftop slides sideways like it's on rails as a snarling deep blue pony with a wild seafoam green mane glares down into the building.

"Ah! Miss Light, your date is right here!"

Giving a guttural roar, the giant pony reached in to grab Cloud Sweeper, who let out an earsplitting scream, "This wasn't what I had in mind!!"

Lunar roars at the tiny stallion in her hoof, silencing him before giving him a gentle lick and nuzzle, snuggling his tiny body to her cheek. He blinks, completely confused and still half scared to death as the giantess backs away from the office building.

A fun rampaging romp commission for @ask-twizilla

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Applesauce hummed to himself as he posed and preened in front of the mirror. Nothing would ruin this day, he was sure of it. His crush was finally coming back to town to pick him up for a date and he was going to make sure everything was perfect.

On the far side of town, a low rumble could be heard. The ground started to shake as a shadow fell over the small houses on the outskirts of town. Something was rising slowly out of the Everfree Forest, something truly massive. A cloud of dust rushed through the streets followed by the sound of a low, guttural growl.

As Applesauce spun and hummed and danced, his roommate had been preparing a sandwich for himself. He blinked down at the ground as he felt a slight tremor run through the earth beneath his hooves. He shrugged a bit at first before hearing a loud crash off in the distance. Rushing to the front door, he threw it open.

His jaw dropped as he saw a huge cloud of dust and smoke rising from the far side of town. Something was moving in that cloud, something massive. He could hear loud crashes and shouts of panic in the distance as he turned tail and rushed back inside the house, “SAUCEY!! YOU BETTER SEE THIS!”

A giant orange hoof emerged from the dust cloud and rushed downwards with a rush of wind. It came crashing down onto a small cart, the wood cracking, splintering, then exploding from the sheer pressure exerted on it. There was nothing left when the hoof lifted but a few splinters of wood poking up out of a huge round crater in the earth.

Meanwhile the tan earth pony with his handsome blonde mane stood preening in front of the mirror still. Brush firmly in hoof, he was running it through his luxurious locks as he tuned out hie roommate who was running around, screaming about some sort of disaster on the other side of town. As if. There couldn't be a disaster! Nothing was going to ruin this perfect day.

The rest of the giant pony slowly emerged from the cloud. Bright orange fur an a mane so glaringly green it almost seemed to glow. A permanent scowl seeming to be etched on her face, she lowered her huge head to sniff around at the earth as though searching for something. Giving out a low growl of annoyance, she lashed out with a hoof, smashing into a cottage with enough force to rip it from its foundation and send it flying halfway across town where it crashed down into the town square, sending ponies running and screaming for help!

She lifted her head high once more, narrowing her baleful yellow eyes to glare off into the distance. Her ears twitched at the sound of screams and she seemed drawn towards it. She let out a roar as her huge, lumbering form began to make its way towards the center of town, crushing anything that stood in her way.

Huge, round holes were stamped into the hard earth by her gigantic hooves. Gardens were trampled, carts overturned and crushed, homes simply kicked out of her way or stomped right into the earth as she made her way to the center of town.

Applesauce meanwhile diligently ignored the tremors shaking their home and the screams of his roommate, babbling about something coming, clouds of smoke, even flying houses. He actually paused at that last one, picturing a house with wings. How convenient would that be? He let his mind drift into a daydream of him and his love, floating along together in a flying home.

The giant mare, having finally reached the center of town glared at the Ponyville town hall. Gritting her huge teeth and growling for a moment, she opened her maw wide, letting out a roar before lifting ho a hoof and lashing out. It smashed through the big building as if it were made of tissue paper, tearing through wood, brick and plaster and sending the entire structure collapsing downwards into a pile of rubble.

She gave a bit of a vicious grin, admiring her handiwork before she let out a soft yelp as something poked her right in the rump! Turning around, she saw a squad of town guards throwing spears at her rear as hard as they could. While they couldn't penetrate her thick skin and fur, clattering uselessly to the ground far below, they were an annoyance that needed to be dealt with!

She reared up on her hind hooves, towering up high enough to blot out the sun as she let out an ear- piercing roar that shattered windows for blocks around. The guards scattered and fled just in the nick of time as her huge fore-hooves came crashing down.

Buildings all around the town square were leveled in an instant from the force of her stomp. Huge fissure opened up into the earth, cracking out in all directions from the point of impact. One of them raced along the ground towards the town fountain, which tipped into the giant crack and pitched down into the abyss below.

She snorted, seemingly satisfied as she watched the guards scatter and flee. She snarled as she started to chase after them and stopped. Something drew her attention towards a house on the outskirts of town. Snarling in annoyance at first because her fun had been interrupted, she turned and began making her way towards the strange force calling to her.

Applesauce groaned as he shoved his panicking roommate out of his upstairs bedroom and slammed and locked the door behind them. The poor pony had clearly lost their mind, raving about death coming for them all. He listened for a moment longer, hearing their hoof-steps clattering down the stairs and out the back door. Breathing a sigh of relief, he trotted over to the front window to take one more look at the town before his date arrived.

A wall of bright orange fur completely obscured his view. Dust and grime started to rain down from the ceiling as his ears were assaulted by the sound of hundreds of nails being slowly torn free from their wooden beds as thick oak beams warped and splintered. Daylight came streaming down upon him as the roof was slowly ripped from his home as if it were a gingerbread house.

Two yellow eyes the size of wagon wheels gazed down at him as he froze in place. The rooftop was flung aside to crash into a neighboring home, reducing both to so much firewood as a massive orange hoof descended towards him, lifting him out of the house. His nose was overwhelmed with the sweet scent of citrus fruits as he was snuggled gently against a huge, soft cheek, comforted by soft growls and roars before being lifted higher still, settled into the middle of the titan's bright green mane.

“Oh, Orangey! I knew you were coming today, I just knew it! Now let's get out of here…”

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