I'm done making mistakes...aren't I?

jimmy left all week we got in a fight and he left but then he stopped answering and i didnt know what happened and i thought hed died again or was leaving me forever because he wouldnt say anything to me he wouldnt even tell me to shut up and he says hell come home but i was alone all week and mom was trying to take care of me but im a fucking mess

what exactly did you do while he was gone? im assuming he’s semi-returned?

shes been staying over here when shes not at work but shes tired and im a disaster jimmy says hes coming home tomorrow i was so alone all week

do you need me there? i can totally be there. right now.

i couldve handled being without him but i didnt know where he was because he stopped answering me and he left me at a really bad time in the year and i thought hed killed himself and all i could think about was that a year ago i was happy and in love and now i was alone and no one was answering and no one cared

i would've cared if I'd known.

jimmy left all week we got in a fight and he left but then he stopped answering and i didnt know what happened and i thought hed died again or was leaving me forever because he wouldnt say anything to me he wouldnt even tell me to shut up and he says hell come home but i was alone all week and mom was trying to take care of me but im a fucking mess

what exactly did you do while he was gone? im assuming he’s semi-returned?

shes been staying over here when shes not at work but shes tired and im a disaster jimmy says hes coming home tomorrow i was so alone all week

do you need me there? i can totally be there. right now.

jimmy left all week we got in a fight and he left but then he stopped answering and i didnt know what happened and i thought hed died again or was leaving me forever because he wouldnt say anything to me he wouldnt even tell me to shut up and he says hell come home but i was alone all week and mom was trying to take care of me but im a fucking mess

what exactly did you do while he was gone? im assuming he's semi-returned?

fuck I didn’t fuckjohnny im sorry I never saw this holy shit what do you need, anything you need you got it, i…please. come over here and let me make it up to you.

holy shit, really? that’s kind of cool, but why?

what do you need me to do, I guess?

well disneys lying to you, ok? they can be big and gross and carry diseases and their tails are gross and fleshy and they have small beady eyes and they were used as a way of torture HAVE YOU NEVER READ 1984 ANY OF YOU

These aren’t used to people quite yet, but they’re really docile. They’re too small to do any real damage anyway.

that torture scene is all I can think about when I see those devils I swear to you holy shit I hate those things

They’re quiet, and well fed and well groomed. And right now they’ll just run away from you. I understand where you’re coming from, but they’re less intimidating than ants.

well disneys lying to you, ok? they can be big and gross and carry diseases and their tails are gross and fleshy and they have small beady eyes and they were used as a way of torture HAVE YOU NEVER READ 1984 ANY OF YOU

These aren’t used to people quite yet, but they’re really docile. They’re too small to do any real damage anyway.

that torture scene is all I can think about when I see those devils I swear to you holy shit I hate those things

They’re quiet, and well fed and well groomed. And right now they’ll just run away from you. I understand where you’re coming from, but they’re less intimidating than ants.

you ask yourself “would johnny swoon if i did this for him” and if the answer is yes then you do it for your lady 

now I know I gotta do somethin I just don’t know what, exactly. maybe I could take her to a really cool bar she likes that

your definition of “really cool bar” is that tavern where you get drunk and play nerdy tabletop games and if you take her to that you should be legally banned from getting pussy for the rest of your life 

are you comparing me to jimmy??

you both just happen to be tall, tattooed, and totally bangable. sue me

for science

so how bout a 4some

also buzzcuts are hot 

you ask yourself “would johnny swoon if i did this for him” and if the answer is yes then you do it for your lady 

now I know I gotta do somethin I just don’t know what, exactly. maybe I could take her to a really cool bar she likes that

your definition of “really cool bar” is that tavern where you get drunk and play nerdy tabletop games and if you take her to that you should be legally banned from getting pussy for the rest of your life 

are you comparing me to jimmy??

you both just happen to be tall, tattooed, and totally bangable. sue me

for science

so how bout a 4some

also buzzcuts are hot 

well disneys lying to you, ok? they can be big and gross and carry diseases and their tails are gross and fleshy and they have small beady eyes and they were used as a way of torture HAVE YOU NEVER READ 1984 ANY OF YOU

These aren’t used to people quite yet, but they’re really docile. They’re too small to do any real damage anyway.

that torture scene is all I can think about when I see those devils I swear to you holy shit I hate those things

you ask yourself “would johnny swoon if i did this for him” and if the answer is yes then you do it for your lady 

now I know I gotta do somethin I just don’t know what, exactly. maybe I could take her to a really cool bar she likes that

your definition of “really cool bar” is that tavern where you get drunk and play nerdy tabletop games and if you take her to that you should be legally banned from getting pussy for the rest of your life 

are you comparing me to jimmy??

you both just happen to be tall, tattooed, and totally bangable. sue me

for science

so how bout a 4some

you don’t?? well I guess not anymore.

i hate hitler more than I hate weed, personally

ew.ewewewewewewsorry

theyre CUTE and you have BAD TASTE

is this like my thing about spiders?