- "Wait, is this thing on?"
just a reminder that this blog is NOT canon to item asylum and only made for fun
- (Milton speaks like this)
hello vonnie

JBB: An Artblog!
d e v o n

JVL

Love Begins
we're not kids anymore.
cherry valley forever

romaβ
Misplaced Lens Cap

ellievsbear
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
One Nice Bug Per Day
Keni
πͺΌ

Janaina Medeiros

seen from TΓΌrkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from China
seen from Lithuania

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Belgium

seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Hungary
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@ask-the-uncertified
- "Wait, is this thing on?"
just a reminder that this blog is NOT canon to item asylum and only made for fun
- (Milton speaks like this)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
- " DOWN IN FRONT ! "
*throws pie at combat king*
- *muffled* " WHAT THE FUCK MY FACE-"
(the Wii Sports announcer suddenly appears)
- "HOME RUN!"
- "COMBAT KING WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU-"
Low effort shitpost that was uncertified
"OOOHFF. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE EATEN CEMENT."
- " GOOD ONE . " *BA-DUM! TSS!*
*throws a pie at your face*
- " DOWN IN FRONT ! "
[LOCATION: Main Hall]
* The louds footsteps of the King echo through the hall, using his hammer as a cane, his metallic arm holding onto it with a tight grip. Passing by, multiple dummies, all glancing up at the king then returning to their normal activities, well, atleast that was until everyone's glance was stolen by a pie flying, hitting the king in the face. * He instinctively closes his eyes, the pie the size of a person's face was merely the size of his cheek. He opens his eye, his constant frown's size shrinking, as he lifts up his hand, taking the pie off his face and using the cast to take rests off his cheek. * The rooms screams with silence, few having their glance towards the person, but many keeping their stare onto the king for what he does next. His stare locked onto the pie, his eyebrows furrowing, as he then proceeds to. . . Take a bite off the pie. > ´´. . .Is it Cherry? It has a sweet taste to it. Maybe some other sweet, Apple pie?´´ * He looks at the anon, raising his eyebrows and blinking twice, he hums for a bit, closing his eyes and taking a moment to process. Before opening his eyes, glancing to the side at a random dummy. Who's eyes widden as the King's glare meets him. > ´´I am not good with testing tastes. Here, try it yourself and tell me what it is.´´ * He then proceeds to throw the pie at the dummy's face. A fellow holding a snicker before bursting out laughing at the situation, the pied dummy takes the pie off his face, throwing at the one who laughed at him. * The king gives a chuckle. Giving a large smile, shining alongside his beard, shouting out loud for the whole hall to heed. > ´´The one with the most people pied doesn't have to clean the mess!´´ * After a clean moment of silence, the pie flies once more, and again, and again, all out war erupting within the halls, the pie flying from and to, splashing against the walls and into the faces of the dummies there. Until it eventually lands back onto the Anon's face. * The king continues his march through the hall, passing by the anon and briefly placing his hand onto the anon's head, patting it twice before letting go. Moving on from the halls of war, the pie getting plucked from the Anon's face by a dummy, who proceeds to throw it at another.
- " BACKFIRING !! "
- (The creator wanted to post this here- HAHAHA)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
test ask...
- "OF COURSE."