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@ask-the-red-caboose

It could be about others, opinions, personal stuff, stuff you want me to tell the others, or if you have any secrets you want to share or rumours you've heard PLEASE DO TELL ME! >8)

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*inhales* ...... .... *screams* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! -Potoo-Stan

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*sings* Little red caboose. Little red caboose. Little red caboose has killed a train -a train. Blood stains on his back. Pulls wrecks down the Track. Little red caboose has killed a train. -Stan

*standing drenched in blood* What??...

...no....

..

*slips knife behind his back*

Me and Dinah were just having a sausage fest! With... ketchup...

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Would you spend a week in a haunted house-- er, shed?

Depends if it’s actually haunted or not.

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Would ya like to find out? ;)

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Please stop framing me for murder. Just because I have killed 1,846 people doesnt mean I killed that specific one.

CB, probably (via incorrectstarlightquotes)

Your favourite personality trait of Greaseball's?

His ass. Oh, sorry, did you say *personality* trait?

ask-the-red-caboose

……he has a personality??…..

I am mindblown.

I never said that... *He snorts. A joke at Greaseball’s expense is always funny.*

Shut up. At least I have bigger muscles than you Caboose and a bigger di-

For once, he’s actually right. *He looks coy.*

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.....shuddup

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Your favourite personality trait of Greaseball's?

His ass. Oh, sorry, did you say *personality* trait?

ask-the-red-caboose

......he has a personality??..... I am mindblown.

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

*Her pink plating slowly becomes red* FUCK I’M CB!!!!!! WHY STARLIGHT, W H Y!!!!!!

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Big mood.

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

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You don’t need to scream…

YES I DOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

ask-the-red-caboose

:| wow i feel strangely offended. Huh.

ask-the-red-caboose

hmmm... so you like all humans.... well, who is WORST human?

Worst?… Joey

Well… I ain’t gonna go into detail now!

Would be rude of me…

Since he’s dead.

Yeah :/

Something about a steam engine and a sharp corner on the hilltops…

Shame that. :)

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And all humans?

That’s a bit of an overstatement don’t y’think? ;)

hmmm... so you like all humans.... well, who is WORST human?

Worst?... Joey

Well... I ain’t gonna go into detail now!

Would be rude of me...

Since he’s dead.

Yeah :/

Something about a steam engine and a sharp corner on the hilltops...

Shame that. :)

What do you like most about us puny humans?

Puny is rather harsh... but I ain’t gonna complain!

I like that you...

Uh...

You keep everyone in line! ;)

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So... you're back now?

Mmmm.... If you’ll have me :)

Boosey boy is back in business~

If you could enslave or destroy the human race, would you do it, or would you keep one for a pet?

Oh my how could I ever possibly do that? That would be so cruel of me :0

And keeping one as a pet... Pointless ;) They’re weak and squishy. I’d get too... excited and they may accidentally get crushed to a pulp! ;D

Whatever you do, close the circus before you steal profits from my husband.

Listen anon, idk who your husband is but my boyfriend can demolish him in .001 seconds.

ask-charity-barnum

Sure sweetie.

OOH A HUMAN!!!!! I BET THAT YOU’RE ALL FLESHY AND HAPPY AND– no wait, do you even know who my boyfriend is?

ask-charity-barnum

No, not really, but I have walked by enough to know about that one tim he cheated on you.

W-we do nOT SPEAK OF THAT!!!!

ask-charity-barnum

Don’t cry, don’t cry, but YOUR TRAIN BOYFRIEND WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE MORE THAN YOUR HUSBAND LOVES ME

I have no idea who the hell your husband is, but how do you know he isn’t fucking some dude right now?

ask-the-red-caboose

Um hi?? Like Rusty did not cheat on Pearl mit mich ;D

Me and him were already dating and then Pearl is sort of sharing him?? With me??

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We’re sort of like a poly but more like they’ve agreed to let me date both of them? O.o

Yeah, it worked out, but hoW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR PRECIOUS HUSBAND WOULD DO THAT??? THIS IS WHY RUSTY IS BETTER

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WELL MY HUSBAND WOULDN’T CHEAT ON ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

IF YOU FIND SOMEONE KISSING HIM IN THE BACK OF YOUR SHED, DON’T COME RUNNING TO ME!!

ask-the-red-caboose

I DID NOT CHEAT YOU BLIND BEEFCAKE.

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BLIND BEEFCAKE??!?!?!?! AND YES YOU DID SORRY I DON’T MAKE THE RULES

I think the human was the blind beefcake.

ask-the-red-caboose

*GESTURES GRANDLY TO THE KITTEN*

PEARL WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE HERE AS OF NOW.

#the insult was directed to charity as i have already said what happened

Whatever you do, close the circus before you steal profits from my husband.

Listen anon, idk who your husband is but my boyfriend can demolish him in .001 seconds.

ask-charity-barnum

Sure sweetie.

OOH A HUMAN!!!!! I BET THAT YOU’RE ALL FLESHY AND HAPPY AND– no wait, do you even know who my boyfriend is?

ask-charity-barnum

No, not really, but I have walked by enough to know about that one tim he cheated on you.

W-we do nOT SPEAK OF THAT!!!!

ask-charity-barnum

Don’t cry, don’t cry, but YOUR TRAIN BOYFRIEND WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE MORE THAN YOUR HUSBAND LOVES ME

I have no idea who the hell your husband is, but how do you know he isn’t fucking some dude right now?

ask-the-red-caboose

Um hi?? Like Rusty did not cheat on Pearl mit mich ;D

Me and him were already dating and then Pearl is sort of sharing him?? With me??

ask-rusty-the-steam-engine

We’re sort of like a poly but more like they’ve agreed to let me date both of them? O.o

Yeah, it worked out, but hoW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR PRECIOUS HUSBAND WOULD DO THAT??? THIS IS WHY RUSTY IS BETTER

ask-charity-barnum

WELL MY HUSBAND WOULDN’T CHEAT ON ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

IF YOU FIND SOMEONE KISSING HIM IN THE BACK OF YOUR SHED, DON’T COME RUNNING TO ME!!

ask-the-red-caboose

I DID NOT CHEAT YOU BLIND BEEFCAKE.

What are u???

I think the real question is, what are you? Illiterate?

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Whatever you do, close the circus before you steal profits from my husband.

Listen anon, idk who your husband is but my boyfriend can demolish him in .001 seconds.

ask-charity-barnum

Sure sweetie.

OOH A HUMAN!!!!! I BET THAT YOU’RE ALL FLESHY AND HAPPY AND– no wait, do you even know who my boyfriend is?

ask-charity-barnum

No, not really, but I have walked by enough to know about that one tim he cheated on you.

W-we do nOT SPEAK OF THAT!!!!

ask-charity-barnum

Don’t cry, don’t cry, but YOUR TRAIN BOYFRIEND WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE MORE THAN YOUR HUSBAND LOVES ME

I have no idea who the hell your husband is, but how do you know he isn’t fucking some dude right now?

ask-the-red-caboose

Um hi?? Like Rusty did not cheat on Pearl mit mich ;D

Me and him were already dating and then Pearl is sort of sharing him?? With me??

ask-rusty-the-steam-engine

We’re sort of like a poly but more like they’ve agreed to let me date both of them? O.o

ask-the-red-caboose

Well it’s more like Pearl just... appeared. And then shit happened.

Whatever you do, close the circus before you steal profits from my husband.

Listen anon, idk who your husband is but my boyfriend can demolish him in .001 seconds.

ask-charity-barnum

Sure sweetie.

OOH A HUMAN!!!!! I BET THAT YOU’RE ALL FLESHY AND HAPPY AND– no wait, do you even know who my boyfriend is?

ask-charity-barnum

No, not really, but I have walked by enough to know about that one tim he cheated on you.

W-we do nOT SPEAK OF THAT!!!!

ask-charity-barnum

Don’t cry, don’t cry, but YOUR TRAIN BOYFRIEND WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE MORE THAN YOUR HUSBAND LOVES ME

I have no idea who the hell your husband is, but how do you know he isn’t fucking some dude right now?

ask-the-red-caboose

Um hi?? Like Rusty did not cheat on Pearl mit mich ;D

Me and him were already dating and then Pearl is sort of sharing him?? With me??

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