Splinter Hamato

I'm just a neat teen like yourself who likes the skateboard and sport shoes. I will also be showing my love for the most amazing, handsome and incredibly adventurous actor out there, Lou jitsu.

Did you know he performed all his own stunts? Not many know that.

Anyway, feel free to ask me questions like all teenagers do. This will be funky fun and I cannot wait to start this fun journey of radness with you all.

Feel free to check out my awesome friends that are definitely not my son's and extended family.

- Randall, again, definitely not Splinter."

Red - @ask-big-red-raph

Blue - @ask-the-face-man

Purple - @ask-the-purple-knight

Orange - @ask-doctor-delicate-touch

Goat man - @ask-warring-warrior-scientist

April - @ask-sherlock-corn

Big M - @ask-the-spider-lady

Purple robot - @ask-the-flying-toaster

Slime girl - @ask-the-googlyschmootz

Cassandra - @ask-foot-recruit

Leonardo did. Then it was Raphael, next was Michelangelo. Donatello was last because he simply chose not to walk to me.

Does this shirt come in an extra small??

I fear this one is lost.

Very. Especially blue. But they are boys, so there is never really a dull moment with them.

Probably from one of the skateboard commercials I watched.

I have not seen or heard news from Rat King yet. But I would prefer not to, especially when my boys have dealt with so much already.

Too many to choose. I cherish every moment I have with my boys.

Not this rat!

Uhhhh, I am not sure. What even is a scorpion treadmill?

I shall eat some cake first and then one of my boys can help me answer all these questions.

Too many to count!

Yes, yes, yes, I do have a few. Here is one! They were more adorable here than they are now.

Where did you hear that name?

You must mean Randall the Radical Rat Dad!

Blue has always had leadership qualities. He lacked responsibility and maturity, but becoming a leader would help him see that the hard way like Red did. I am very proud of how far my son has come.