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self-proclaimed queen of the zones. had a gender but it ran away with another man. witty, sharp-tongued, and not afraid to take a risk. captivating to everyone they meet. stubby pencils, bumper stickers, and a can of spray paint.

jet star >>>>

backbone of the crew. always there for the others. smart, but he doesn't brag about it. thoughtful, caring, and the best shot in the zones. looks like a bulldog, barks like a kitten. worn leather boots, mixtapes, an old paperback book and an eye patch.

kobra kid >>>>

sarcastic, ironic, iconic. best memory in the zones, biggest comic book collection, too. doesn't take his binder off as much as he should. heart-shaped sunglasses, dog tags, a catalogue of dead insects and a ball of rubber bands.

fun ghoul >>>>

ride or die. rumored to be raised by coyotes. wily, quick, does what he has to do. a smartass and proud of it. shows off his old wounds like trophies. a pocketknife, greasy hair, a handful of thumbtacks and halloween decorations.

alone, they're just rebels, but if you put 'em together, you might just get

Jet Star: ….

ray: they did the flee… now do the swag

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mikey: i’m the only one who has allergies because i’m on x-games mode

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gerard: how are you even a detective? we talk all the time *akward laughter*

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frank: why are my arms so bendy

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ray: mikey, sweetheart, please don’t commit treason

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frank: welcome to my seminar. today’s topic: how to assert dominance using only whale noises

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gerard: ewwwww….. circles

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gerard: i draw some mean ceiling fans

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mikey, to frank: why are you so thirsty for my marker

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ray: things are ASKEWWWWW

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frank: HURRY UP IM HOLDING WET TISSUES

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ray: i have tea! *pulls tea bottle out from behind his back*

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frank: SPILL THE TEA *pours tea on the table*

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frank: bruh you brush your teeth dawg????

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frank: *laughs*

mikey: *slaps frank in the head*

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mikey: i have a present for you, it’s a barf colored crayon.

gerard: yo NICE

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ray: yay i’m the leader! now i can pick all of my favorite people to be in my group!

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*at jazz band*

band director: trumpets back up a little we want to hear mikey’s amazing trombone solo!

mikey: no we don’t

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*during the middle of a song at jazz band*

ray: frank we’re playing!!

frank: i can’t play right now i’m in the middle of a game of tetris

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mikey: why is it raining out? if i get sick again you’re moms playing my doctors bill for making us wait.

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gerard: GIVE ME YOUR FURNITURE

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ray: i drank the yee yee juice now i feel sick

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gerard: *facetimes mikey*

mikey: *doesn’t pick up*

gerard: T O E

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mikey frank

Me:

You're racist

You're an excluionist

You're antisemitic

You're transphobic

You're a transmed/truscum

You're homophobic

You're a pedophile (no matter what you call yourself - gtfo)

You're a TERF

You're a misogynist / misandrist

You deny climate change and instead suck up to corporations

You're okay with proselytizing / you force your beliefs onto others

You're mean to others because they aren't the same religion as you

You support genocide of any sort to any groups of people

You regularly and unabashedly use slurs (yes even "small" ones like the r slur - a slur is a slur)

You support Tr*mp

You're okay with harming children / minors

You're an ableist / you demonize mental illnesses

You fatshame people

You slutshame people / don't support sex works

You are cruel to animals