"Nameâs Kyle. Silas Kyle... if youâre asking like it matters."
Gotham calls me a thief. Theyâre not wrong. Just not very creative about it.
I take things. Jewellery, secrets, bad decisions: whateverâs left unattended long enough to feel like it wants to be stolen. Some people call that a crime. I call it rebalancing the scales. Gotham hoards. I redistribute. Usually into my own pockets.
If youâre here looking for a hero, you took a wrong turn somewhere between the rooftops and your better judgment. I donât save people. I donât fix things. And I definitely donât stick around long enough to be anyoneâs happy ending.
But-- if youâre looking for trouble, conversation, or something youâll regret later?
Youâre exactly where youâre supposed to be.
Rules are posted. Read them or donât. I break mine all the time. Ask box is open. Anon included; cowards welcome. If youâre expecting honesty, lower your expectations. If youâre expecting charm⌠now weâre talking.















