♡ask starkid characters♡

hello! I'm trying to keep the early fandom alive, this is somewhere where you can ask ANY starkid character(s) whatever you want (but please keep it pg)

I'm also @ask-avpm and i might make more for specific ones (like starship or something idk) so if you want to ask avpm character you can ask here or there

it could be from NPMD-Little white lie

if you don't ask a specific person(s) I will answer with whatever and/or who ever I want/feel like

you can also ask tin can bros if you want I've seen Spies, Solve it, and wayward guide.

I will NOT answer as actors, those are real people so I don't want to pretend to be someone real with real lives,

Thats all, Thanks!

Junior: between you can me? well, i got the idiots of the galactic league.

February she can easily be captured and used for our mission to get the bugs and make our twisted abominations

Taz shes too focused on herself and her week "dad" to focus on the actual mission.

speaking of week "dad" the "commander" of the group Up, he can't do shit after his injury, he's just a week little emotional "caring" guy who cares more about his shipmates then himself.

Krayonder just sits back and does nothing, you could tell him to fire and it would take him a minute to remember to set his zapper to pew.

Specs if fine, bit of a nerd though, cares more about the ships robotics then anything else really

Tootsie is just dumb and could fall for a robot if your not careful

speaking of robot, we got this new robot named Mega-Girl, she'll make sure everything goes just right and to plan.

and then there's me, junior, the best!

(im assuming you meant lived, because otherwise this sentence makes no since lol)

February: what ever bug is... except maybe with some wings

Taz: one that can kill! maybe rip your head off or something *Bug tells Taz that's a mating ritual* oh then not the cutting of head part, but maybe like a black widow or something

Krayonder: I wanna be a fly, I can be annoying and gross and no one will question it.

Specs: A bee for sure, Bee's are some of the most intelligent insects along with ants, they way they all work together in a hivemind sort of thing is something I strive for.

Up: something caring but could kill you if it needed to. Either that or a stick bug, I just always thought they were neat

Tootsie: those little tiny green ones that pray, they're real cute and we gots lodes of them on farm planet

Mega-girl: I am not human nor wish to be a bug, however if I had to I would be a praying mantis like Tootsie. *looks with robot love*

Junior: scorpion, because they are sick, and just picture one smoking.

oh my god I've been waiting for a tin can bros question thank you!

Scrags - I used to have a lot of sandwiches as a kid but now I mostly just eat random granola bars to get me through the day

Keith - More like protein bars Scrags! You know I gotta keep these muscles big and strong, right Gwen *she's not listening* hehe, hell yeah...

Gwen - I have a lot of no sugar, low calorie, no preservatives, non processed, homemade cookies *she eats one, it crumbles and she looks like she's in pain eating it* there great and you can buy then now at any grocery store *sheds tear, they are so bad*

Esther - Drugs.

Scrags - that's not a snack Esther

Esther - it is if your me *snorts a really long line of weed she made while everyone else was talking and not paying attention*

Duder, Sami, Tanya (any other LWL characters you want), how would you feel if aliens invaded that made everyone sing and dance?

LITTLE WHITE LIE!!!!!!! thank you so much for asking a little white lie question, it is honestly one of my favorite starkid things and deserves a season two (idk how they would do that now after its been like 17 years but still) anyway and i added Toby, and Kevin because why not

Also slight spoilers for LWL (if your reading this and haven't watched what are you doing! go watch it now!)

Duder - if they were like chill aliens I would like join along side and jam, unless they were like gonna kill me or something *someone tells him they you would die* oh! then I don't want that thank you very much.

Sami - I don't know sounds kind of weird, and like being killed and forced to play music sounds kind of bad. but like I guess if the musics good and I can maybe have a little bit of consciousness I would join... maybe

Tanya *girly and bubbly voice* - that sounds totally weird but also kind of interesting, like how does that even work ya know? but like I would probably try to hide. being forced to play music isn't fun, and music should be fun... even if the songs aren't yours *glares at Sami*

Toby - i mean that sounds kind of cool! like singing and dancing aliens, i don't really like the death part, but Sami's right if like i could still like have a little control i would probably join and rock out with everyone

Thoughts on puppies and cats 😁?

hi! and i choose NPMD for this. (it kind of became a dog person v cat person sort of thing) also this was heavily based off of head cannon

Pete - my brother is weirdly against cats but I love them both honestly.

Steph - dog person, I want a rottweiler once I get a place of my own

Ruth - I'll probably have like 50 cats when I'm older, but I loveeeee puppies too, there little faces make me feel less lonely *she said smiling but everyone else looks at her with concern*

Richie - after all the anime I've watched I'm scared of dogs, like what if one of them is a little girl (fma) or will die a gruesome death (jojoba)

Grace - well according to my dad 'dogs are a good christian animals, cats probably work with satan' and I don't want to work with satan so I'll have to say dogs are better and puppies are quite cute.

Max - puppies? I like big, grown up, strong dogs. And HATE cats, last I checked another work of cat is p-... I'm being told I can't say it but you can guess. *spits and walks away* *later he is found petting a stray cat in an ally way* AAHH uh, you see nothing nerd! *he runs away holding the cat under his letterman jacket*

hiiii i used a random number generator and it gave me twisted, so here's twisted characters <3

Princess (Jasmine) - I really like the moon so whatever color that is- *servant whispers in her ear* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MOON IS GREY? *more whispers* well can't we change it? *servant shakes head* uuuuggggggggggg, well then whatever color my outfit is, what is this blue? green? teal? *she walks off pondering the color of her shirt*

Ja'far - red probably, both me and my wife used to wear it all the time, and well now I'm a big red magical djinn I should hope I like it.

Aladdin - I don't know, I usually ask the girl what she likes and then say that's mine too, it makes it easier to get with her... but you know I probably should have one.. huh... *he sits there questioning his whole life because of this question*

Achmed - magenta.

soldier(jim) - wait what?

soldier(lauren) - you like magenta?

soldier(ew) - well this is bad

Achmed - What? what did you three do?

Soldier(jim) - well we thought you liked orange

soldier(lauren) - you know because of the tiger

soldier(ew) - we even got you all this orange stuff because we thought you like orange, thanks to your tiger boyfriend.

Achmed - HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT! *sigh* well I don't mind orange what did you get me?

The three soldiers turn to look at Achmeds castle, it was painted orange.

Achmed - WHAT! *he faints*