Ask Hellsing's Countess

I imagine alucard speaks many languages given his childhood and tenure in world war 2. Has he taught you any?

What would you do if alucard came home from a mission wearing a traffic cone and he said “my beloved master….i drank the blood of some people, but those people were on drugs…and now I’m a Wiiiizard!” With a big stupid grin on his face? Would you shoot him? I would probably

Do you feel like you have social deficits? Maybe less common ones? What about Alucard? Does he have social deficits?

You could be a super model and show off hair products and makeup products. You have the looks.

Where did your cross thingy near your throat come from? Is it a family heirloom? Or maybe a cross you had as a little girl?

Please, please, please start streaming! I would love to watch Integra stream, it would be peak!

Sir Integra

Hello Sir Integra!

If you and Alucard are a couple now, will you ever have a child together?

When you call alucard while he’s on mission does he answer “yes my beloved?” ? And then do you immediately start yelling at him?

Would you ever consider hiring another form of supernatural creature other than vampires? I'm sure you could control most of them rather easily, especially considering you are… you.