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A bored Prince

Deity - My muse is a god for 42 hours.

False God - My muse thinks they’re a god for 24 hours.

Doppleganger - My muse believes they’re actually another muse for 24 hours. (the person who sends this can pick which muse)

Poet - My muse can only speak in rhymes for 12 hours.

Superhero - My muse has superpowers for 18 hours.  (the person who sends this can pick what power they get)

Footloose - My muse can’t stop dancing for 12 hours.

A Quack - My muse has a duck on their head but doesn’t acknowledge it for 24 hours.

Somnium - My muse believes they’re in a dream and that they can do what they want for 36 hours.

Under Attack - Every time my muse is out in public, someone throws jelly beans at them. For 24 hours.

OST - There’s a mysterious person following my muse, constantly humming and singing accoring do their actions. For 36 hours.

The Bull - My muse gets irrationally angry when they see a certain color for 24 hours.  (the person who sends this can pick which color)

//Here’s who I have * * this means taken { } This means that it’s reserved Sollux Medigo Gamzee Nitram Kanaya Captor *Eridan Vantas* Karkat Leijon Nepeta Maryam Vriska Pyrope Feferi Serket *Tavros Zahhak* Terezi Makara Equius Ampora Aradia Peixes

*Dave Harley* John Lalonde Jade Strider Rose Egbert

//Here’s who I have * * this means taken { } This means that it’s reserved Sollux Medigo Gamzee Nitram Kanaya Captor *Eridan Vantas* Karkat Leijon Nepeta Maryam Vriska Pyrope Feferi Serket *Tavros Zahhak* Terezi Makara Equius Ampora Aradia Peixes

*Dave Harley* John Lalonde Jade Strider Rose Egbert

mEoW~

dry shampoo and face wipes are your friend. if you can brush your teeth you’ll feel maybe 2% less disgusting. wash your hands.

smelling nice is gr9, rubbing moisturiser in is Exhausting. perfume, scented candles and linen sprays are way quicker.

try to change your clothes at least every other day. wear sweats or pjs as often as you physically can.

you don’t need to put on underwear if you’re not leaving the house (that goes double for bras and binders)

drink any water that hasn’t been sitting out on your desk for a week. dust doesn’t taste good. stay hydrated. I fill one of those 2 litre bottles in the morning and keep it with me so I don’t have to get up and walk to the sink.

re: cleaning, try and keep one room vaguely clean. if everywhere else is a shit hole that’s fine, but you can go sit in your one tidy space and chill for a bit. it’s fine if that’s the bathroom or just the corner of your bedroom where there’s no crap on the floor. find a tiny space that isn’t horrifying and sit in it.

music helps.

eat a thing. +5 points if it has a fresh fruit or vegetable in it. take out is acceptable if it comes with veggies.

if your creativity curled up and died a long time ago try and find something that at least reminds you what it was like to feel inspired. watch a film, look at some art (probably not your own), read a thing. if that makes you feel worse, just?? don’t think about it??

grounding yourself is actually really helpful. open the window and breathe for 2 minutes. lay down on the floor and feel your whole body (unless you don’t want to in which case: lay down and don’t feel anything except the floor) 

human interaction is Good. text a family member you don’t hate if you have one. message a friend. reply to someone’s personal post with ‘SAME’. make your own personal post asking the void for validation. stare out the window at people and remind yourself that life exists outside of the black space inside your head. whatever works.

Omg thanks so, so, so much for 65 followers!

Because all of you have been so nice I want to do a give away! If you reblog this post I will give you a number and randomly 3 winners will be chosen on the 6th of April!

1st Prize: 2 headshot drawings, Body drawing (2 characters max) 2nd Prize: 1 headshot drawing, Body drawing (1 character) 3rd Prize: 1 Body drawing (1 character)