Thou shalt have no other gods.

I - well, I don’t know? I’ve not really listened to it. Truthfully, I usually only listen to  classical music. It’s a little hard to hear new stuff when you can’t go into town to buy anything. 

Well then... h-have faith in the Lord and be strong, to cleanse yourself of s-sinful thoughts.

Absolutely not, demon.

... desist. 

..... Yes?

It’s... quite alright, I’m used to that. And right this way, don’t worry about length! It’s my duty to listen and a privilege, I’m happy to help! 

Anyway, ‘my’ Norma was one of the biggest advocates of evicting me from the church and tearing it down. It apparently is a ‘hazard’, which I find insulting. My church is, though sort of not in great condition, still a church that must be taken care of. I haven’t seen her for a while, she lives in town. I don’t think she likes me.

That little orange fuzzy thing? He hangs around the borders of the church. I’m pretty sure he’s hell spawn. I haven’t been able to exorcise him though, but I’m working on it. 

Alas, it is not I who saves. I am merely a vessel for the lord to work and help his children save themselves. And whatever it is you have done, sin or no, everything is sacred in confessionals. Would you like to confess anything?

First of all, that is very rude. You shouldn’t say that kind of thing to someone, no matter who it is. Secondly, I’m part Korean on my fathers side. So my eyes are naturally like this.

Well, it looks like this! It’s a bit run down and, albeit, kind of odd looking but it is a house of god. The grounds were blessed shortly before I moved in. 

Actually, it was my mother. She was the one who initially pushed me towards it, believe it or not, haha. She was always a very religious woman and I was happy to follow by her teachings. 

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