The Scourge Of Everyone

Important/Story-masterpost stuff in the undercut

[Calypso tilts her head to one-side] What..? [She take a moment to ponder]

I guess I... won't know what to do? I mean who would?? That'd be kinda an insane situation, and really oddly specific- Oh!

[Hatred tugs at Calypso's pants trying to get her away from that train of thought]

You uh... feeling better? [They nod] Want me to help you up? [They shake their head]

This is strictly theoretical

[Hatred seemed to perk up a little as you ask the "strictly theoretical" question]

Huh, it depends is it a ghost, demon or other spirit? Because that'd vastly change my approach, BUT my answer is always the same because I'd try and get it out. I'd want my friend back after all...

[She stares down at them for a moment, mouth wide open] ......Yeah no kidding, Hero!

[Calypso kneels down, shaking Hatred slightly trying to get a reaction]

Hero, are you okay? Can you say something?? [They groan] Okay, yeah that works...

HATRED, LINEBOUNCE THEIR SHINS IN!!!!

(*Give Hatred +999 ATK)

[Hatred stares at their powered up Ball, its not like they could really use it on you lot. You're not exactly physical, so Hatred readys up their shot on the last switch]

Hero this isn't a good idea. [They wave a dismissive hand] Relax Calypso I've got it!

[Hatred throws the ball at the second to last switch, shrugging slightly as they catch the ball] ...Curse of rah... I haven't seen any indication of something like that?

I'm plenty prepared, that's what the confidence is for... ...and cowering doesn't help anyone. I see nothing more that I can do that's worthwhile.

- 🦆

Eh I think we'll be fine. [Hatred rolls their neck throwing the ball towards one of the meny switches perched on the wall]

My healing items are fine, and besides it's nothing me and Calypso cannot handle.

[Calypso smiles leaning against them] Sheesh someone feeling confident!

Eh... [Hatred throws their ball once more] I've fought worse.

[Its litterally a 1 second timer]

[The pair shoot each other a confused look as the timer rings not even a second later, the pair just shrugs at each other as they move to the next room]

Apparently when you make a side blog, it restrictions the only accounts that can comment being onces you follow and you can't follow others while being a side blog so... nobody been able to comment on my post for over a year and I just..... NEVER KNEW IG????

[She pulled Hatred towards her keeping them stuck in a head lock as she gives them a noogie]

GAH- Nah, their just an unadjusted weirdo with a few secrets as far as I can tell!! So... pretty similar to me actually. HEy, g-get off ME!!

[Calypso ruffles their hair a bit more wildly before letting them go with a cackle. Hatred's hair is left a tangled mess, they pout punching her arm lightly in retaliation]

Hehehe I hate you. You're smiling! ...S-SHUT.

[Hatred shakes their head] No, I lost my..."Call card" for those a while ago. Such a shame too those annoying little thing certainly could be useful.

I've never heard of a card like that before, where'd you find it?

[It smiles, leaning in towards her] That's for me to know, and for you to not..!~

Other then a few minor mishaps, I don't think we've been handling it that bad.

[Hatred stumbles towards Calypso, injured but okay]

I am the victor. You got it all out your system? ...Yes.

I uhh... can't really tell who's winning... are they sure they've "got this"??

You have claws! Go feral! Claw up the enemies with your danger mittens!!!

[Hatred rolls their eyes, huffing a little as you pet them]

Hmm, I suppose a 'cat person in cat form' would be more accurate now... huh?

How much longer do you think this going to last for anyways? It has been awhile. Yeah, it's certainly been longer then when you were a card. Can't be much longer...

-🫖

Huh... maybe that why I hasn't disappeared with our hats, because is like a weird outside force..?

That's what I assumed- What do you mean it can just erase itself from reality???

[They both glance at each other] ...how do you all continue to surprise me..???