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Oh, dear... where am I?

I could have sworn I wasn't chasing that squirrel this far from home... where am I? Who are all of you? What even are all of you?

Jay? ...Are you here too?

#jayception

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ask-pammy-buchanan

Hi hi!! We’re here!

~ @alien-gatsby

Nooo!!! [ baby giggling ] Mistah Gatbah!!!

Use door!! Door!!!

I show you!!!

[ toddler running ]

THIS! open d-

[ toddler SQUEAL and grab his hand ]

MONSTAHH!!!

alien-gatsby

GGGUAUAagah WHERE?! Oh! Ohhh, This is a dog, hatchling!! ( @ask-nick-barkaway ) He’s very friendly, see!!

ask-pammy-buchanan

Nuh uh!!! Is scary!!!

[ hiding behind him ]

Gonna eat me!!! Eat my face off!!

ask-nick-barkaway

Excuse me! I am very civilized, thank you!

alien-gatsby

He’s nice, I swear!

Um- Nick, thiiis is uh… Human child (I never got your name I don’t think…!), ‘nd this is Nick!

ask-nick-barkaway

Well, um... it's wonderful to meet you! Whatever your name is.

#jayception

ask-pammy-buchanan

Hi hi!! We’re here!

~ @alien-gatsby

Nooo!!! [ baby giggling ] Mistah Gatbah!!!

Use door!! Door!!!

I show you!!!

[ toddler running ]

THIS! open d-

[ toddler SQUEAL and grab his hand ]

MONSTAHH!!!

alien-gatsby

GGGUAUAagah WHERE?! Oh! Ohhh, This is a dog, hatchling!! ( @ask-nick-barkaway ) He’s very friendly, see!!

ask-pammy-buchanan

Nuh uh!!! Is scary!!!

[ hiding behind him ]

Gonna eat me!!! Eat my face off!!

ask-nick-barkaway

Excuse me! I am very civilized, thank you!

#jayception

ask-pammy-buchanan

Hi hi!! We’re here!

~ @alien-gatsby

Nooo!!! [ baby giggling ] Mistah Gatbah!!!

Use door!! Door!!!

I show you!!!

[ toddler running ]

THIS! open d-

[ toddler SQUEAL and grab his hand ]

MONSTAHH!!!

alien-gatsby

GGGUAUAagah WHERE?! Oh! Ohhh, This is a dog, hatchling!! ( @ask-nick-barkaway ) He’s very friendly, see!!

ask-nick-barkaway

Hello!!

#jayception

alien-gatsby

Mistah Gatbah!!

When you visit again?? Play dollies togethah!!

I lave you.

- @ask-pammy-buchanan

Ooh yes!! I could bring my friend if you’d like - he’s a dog but he’s very sweet! I think you’d like him too, old sport!

ask-nick-barkaway

I GWT TO GO SOMEWHERE?!

Is it in a car? PLEASE SAY WE'RE TAKING THE CAR!

#jayception

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ask-nick-barkaway

But what happens when @alien-gatsby goes home

Does he take you with him

...I'm not sure?

Oh, dear, I hadn't even thought of that! What if I get left behind?

alien-gatsby

Um-

Can.. Can dogs survive in a Vrelipzien atmosphere..?? Surely- It couldn’t be that difficult- r..ight…?

ask-nick-barkaway

A what atmosphere?! I-

I'll find a way. Don't worry.

alien-gatsby

A- nNnonono, no- Nn..??? I think it’d be easier for the two of us if I stayed here - no risks!! Only the um. Absence. I love my planet, I really do old sport, but I want to be here, n.. I’m sure they’ll hardly notice I’m gone!

ask-nick-barkaway

You really want to stay?

I've really been hoping you'd say that, to be completely honest with you. Are you sure you'll be alright?

Also, what's wrong? You're worried, I can tell.

alien-gatsby

’s nnothing..! I.. don’t..? Ugh M,yy eyz aare ll..eakkin’… wha-t..

Oother friends o-f miine are here, the,, they’ll notice I’m not leaving-

ask-nick-barkaway

It'll be okay! You don't have to stay here for my sake. Maybe there's a way for me to survive where you come from! Or- Or if you have to stay, maybe your friends will want to stay with you!

alien-gatsby

Aggh.. Sorry, old sport. I don’t know what’s been up with me lately- Thank you for the patience..

I suppose I should ask them when it passes… Maybe they’ll be able to hellpp with- technology n’ that.

ask-nick-barkaway

Yes!! That's a great idea. I'll come with you!

#jayception

ask-nick-barkaway

But what happens when @alien-gatsby goes home

Does he take you with him

...I'm not sure?

Oh, dear, I hadn't even thought of that! What if I get left behind?

alien-gatsby

Um-

Can.. Can dogs survive in a Vrelipzien atmosphere..?? Surely- It couldn’t be that difficult- r..ight…?

ask-nick-barkaway

A what atmosphere?! I-

I'll find a way. Don't worry.

alien-gatsby

A- nNnonono, no- Nn..??? I think it’d be easier for the two of us if I stayed here - no risks!! Only the um. Absence. I love my planet, I really do old sport, but I want to be here, n.. I’m sure they’ll hardly notice I’m gone!

ask-nick-barkaway

You really want to stay?

I've really been hoping you'd say that, to be completely honest with you. Are you sure you'll be alright?

Also, what's wrong? You're worried, I can tell.

alien-gatsby

’s nnothing..! I.. don’t..? Ugh M,yy eyz aare ll..eakkin’… wha-t..

Oother friends o-f miine are here, the,, they’ll notice I’m not leaving-

ask-nick-barkaway

It'll be okay! You don't have to stay here for my sake. Maybe there's a way for me to survive where you come from! Or- Or if you have to stay, maybe your friends will want to stay with you!

#jayception #ooc: he's gone full therapy dog mode

ask-nick-barkaway

Mr. Barkaway, can I send you pictures of my dog?

Of course!!

thespian-and-lesbian

Her name is Lucky Charlie, and she’s a German Shepard !!

ask-nick-barkaway

She looks very friendly!

#jayception #yaps!#ooc: AWWWWWWW

Mr. Barkaway, can I send you pictures of my dog?

Of course!!

#jayception #yaps!#ooc: PLEASEE I LOVE DOGS

ask-nick-barkaway

But what happens when @alien-gatsby goes home

Does he take you with him

...I'm not sure?

Oh, dear, I hadn't even thought of that! What if I get left behind?

alien-gatsby

Um-

Can.. Can dogs survive in a Vrelipzien atmosphere..?? Surely- It couldn’t be that difficult- r..ight…?

ask-nick-barkaway

A what atmosphere?! I-

I'll find a way. Don't worry.

alien-gatsby

A- nNnonono, no- Nn..??? I think it’d be easier for the two of us if I stayed here - no risks!! Only the um. Absence. I love my planet, I really do old sport, but I want to be here, n.. I’m sure they’ll hardly notice I’m gone!

ask-nick-barkaway

You really want to stay?

I've really been hoping you'd say that, to be completely honest with you. Are you sure you'll be alright?

Also, what's wrong? You're worried, I can tell.

#jayception

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ask-nick-barkaway

But what happens when @alien-gatsby goes home

Does he take you with him

...I'm not sure?

Oh, dear, I hadn't even thought of that! What if I get left behind?

alien-gatsby

Um-

Can.. Can dogs survive in a Vrelipzien atmosphere..?? Surely- It couldn’t be that difficult- r..ight…?

ask-nick-barkaway

A what atmosphere?! I-

I'll find a way. Don't worry.

#jayception

But what happens when @alien-gatsby goes home

Does he take you with him

...I'm not sure?

Oh, dear, I hadn't even thought of that! What if I get left behind?

#jayception #yaps!

Imagine being a dog.

Couldn't be me.

I... I don't have to imagine it. I am a dog.

What's wrong with it?

#jayception #yaps!

alien-gatsby

So did you like. Adopt @ask-nick-barkaway

Is he like your dog now or

Is that what it’s called? I suppose! Heyy, old sport (@/ask-nick-barkaway)! Are you my dog..??

ask-nick-barkaway

...I'm not sure. I- is that- do you- would you like me to be?

alien-gatsby

Only if that’s what you want to be-!

ask-nick-barkaway

Okay then! I- I guess I am!

alien-gatsby

Ooh hooray! I’ve been observing human to dog behaviours ever since you popped in, I think I figured it out too! Check it,,

[pat pat]

ask-nick-barkaway

...You're amazing, you know that?

#jayception

ask-nick-barkaway

Pspsps hey puppyyyy

Can you eat these shoes for me @jay-gatsbys-shoes

Eat shoes?! Why would I do that?! What do you think I am, a feline?!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

:(

Yeah! He's a respectable member of the public. He ain't no cat!

ask-nick-barkaway

Thank you!

Although... can you say that word? Is that... not a bad word here?

jay-gatsbys-shoes

What? Cat?

ask-nick-barkaway

Why would you say it again?!

Yes, that word!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Well, it isn't a bad word in this universe. If I say something like "Oh, look over there, that's a nice cat!", I don't get told off for it. Is it like a profanity or something where you're from, dog?

ask-nick-barkaway

It's a really offensive thing to call anyone, especially a feline... it's like telling them they're weak and cowardly.

Is it seriously okay to say it here?!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Yeah, it's okay to say it here. We don't use it as a slur or anything. We use it more as like..uh..an object or a noun rather than...that.

So just don't be surprised if when you hear two people talking you hear "Oh, your cat is simply adorable!" or something like that.

Apologies for any offence.

ask-nick-barkaway

...Really?

Wow. You all are strange. Nice, but strange.

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Yeah, I ain't the strangest thing here, trust me.

We got a talking car, talking sign, talking bullet, talking sign... oh god, don't even get me started on the drug-filled Spider-Nick.

ask-nick-barkaway

Talking cars? Signs? Wait, THERE'S A SPIDER?!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Well..erm...they might be filled with cocaine. I wouldn't stomp on 'em if I were you. They run across the floor like little cheetahs.

ask-nick-barkaway

...

@alien-gatsby I'm scared come pick me up :[

jay-gatsbys-shoes

🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

OH NO THE HORDE IS HERE!!

ask-nick-barkaway

@ /alien-gatsby HELP ME PLEASEE

#jayception

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ask-nick-barkaway

Pspsps hey puppyyyy

Can you eat these shoes for me @jay-gatsbys-shoes

Eat shoes?! Why would I do that?! What do you think I am, a feline?!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

:(

Yeah! He's a respectable member of the public. He ain't no cat!

ask-nick-barkaway

Thank you!

Although... can you say that word? Is that... not a bad word here?

jay-gatsbys-shoes

What? Cat?

ask-nick-barkaway

Why would you say it again?!

Yes, that word!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Well, it isn't a bad word in this universe. If I say something like "Oh, look over there, that's a nice cat!", I don't get told off for it. Is it like a profanity or something where you're from, dog?

ask-nick-barkaway

It's a really offensive thing to call anyone, especially a feline... it's like telling them they're weak and cowardly.

Is it seriously okay to say it here?!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Yeah, it's okay to say it here. We don't use it as a slur or anything. We use it more as like..uh..an object or a noun rather than...that.

So just don't be surprised if when you hear two people talking you hear "Oh, your cat is simply adorable!" or something like that.

Apologies for any offence.

ask-nick-barkaway

...Really?

Wow. You all are strange. Nice, but strange.

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Yeah, I ain't the strangest thing here, trust me.

We got a talking car, talking sign, talking bullet, talking sign... oh god, don't even get me started on the drug-filled Spider-Nick.

ask-nick-barkaway

Talking cars? Signs? Wait, THERE'S A SPIDER?!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Well..erm...they might be filled with cocaine. I wouldn't stomp on 'em if I were you. They run across the floor like little cheetahs.

ask-nick-barkaway

...

@alien-gatsby I'm scared come pick me up :[

#jayception

ask-nick-barkaway

Pspsps hey puppyyyy

Can you eat these shoes for me @jay-gatsbys-shoes

Eat shoes?! Why would I do that?! What do you think I am, a feline?!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

:(

Yeah! He's a respectable member of the public. He ain't no cat!

ask-nick-barkaway

Thank you!

Although... can you say that word? Is that... not a bad word here?

jay-gatsbys-shoes

What? Cat?

ask-nick-barkaway

Why would you say it again?!

Yes, that word!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Well, it isn't a bad word in this universe. If I say something like "Oh, look over there, that's a nice cat!", I don't get told off for it. Is it like a profanity or something where you're from, dog?

ask-nick-barkaway

It's a really offensive thing to call anyone, especially a feline... it's like telling them they're weak and cowardly.

Is it seriously okay to say it here?!

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Yeah, it's okay to say it here. We don't use it as a slur or anything. We use it more as like..uh..an object or a noun rather than...that.

So just don't be surprised if when you hear two people talking you hear "Oh, your cat is simply adorable!" or something like that.

Apologies for any offence.

ask-nick-barkaway

...Really?

Wow. You all are strange. Nice, but strange.

jay-gatsbys-shoes

Yeah, I ain't the strangest thing here, trust me.

We got a talking car, talking sign, talking bullet, talking sign... oh god, don't even get me started on the drug-filled Spider-Nick.

ask-nick-barkaway

Talking cars? Signs? Wait, THERE'S A SPIDER?!

#ooc: he's terrfied of spiders :[#jayception

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