Swapped classes but as stupid as ever

Finally made a rough ref page for these bastards. It’s rough and there’s some mistakes (couldn’t fix sky’s lineart, spyro’s suspenders are crossed in the front when I meant them to be crossed in the back) but it’s good enough for me. Also completely ignore the heights in here- each merc has their same canon heights, the au is just a class swap, nothing more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftozfgdryhw ------------------------------- It’s both! Because of the combination of a facemask like spy’s and a mask, it’s difficult for them to move their mouth (or, well, they really hate the way it feels and it doesn’t muffle their voice very much.) They prefer to communicate with ASL, but like some hard of hearing people (or at least my aunt does) they tend to try and say what they’re saying in ASL at the same time, though it’s humming instead. They do, however, hum songs constantly, yes. The songs are always various lullabies or songs that sound relaxing to them and helps them think/focus, but most of the other mercs can find this creepy yes haha,,  unrelated, man I haven’t heard this song in so long. I kind miss little nightmares lol

He absolUTELY loves his birds 100000x more than his guns. Touch his birds, the guns touch you

No one except graymann, bastard doesn’t allow any human contact unless it’s fighting rip

Sneer is Engi-height! Every character is their same height since they’re the same person, just a different class! :0

Mulder @ Scout after realizing none of his war stories are true

The reactions: Scould: Happily returns the hug, gives a small pat on your back as you two hug. His hugs feels like he’s seeing an old friend for the first time in years. Mulder: He takes it as a challenge to hug harder. His hugs feel like it’ll make your lungs explode. He can fix that though, thankfully. Spyro: Happily returns the hug. Tight like a child hugging their parent. Demoneer:  Gives a one arm hug much like Demoman hugged Soldier in the WAR! comic. Feels how you’d expect- like a drunk man hugging his friend while shouting out an order for another bear. Demy: Great big bear hugs. A little too tight for comfort, but not enough to hurt. Feels like someone hugging another that almost died but turned out okay in the end. Sneer: A half-hearted hug with small pats on the back. Feels like two friends saying goodbye knowing they’ll see each other tomorrow. Havoc: Punches you in the gut and laughs. If you’re lucky enough to get a return hug it’s extremely clingy and tight with his nails digging into you. It feels like a friend hugging another knowing they’ll never meet again. Piper: A happy hug that’s light, but tight enough to feel welcoming. Feels like a hug you give a family member you love when you see them after a good while. Sky: Much like Sneer’s, however a hard pat on the shoulder after the hug is always present. Feels like a dad trying to console their son that’s sucking at baseball.

Neither have 11 phds. Demoneer got a welding certificate and Engineer has 1 phd which he ultimately regrets getting. 

Feel free to! Hell, I might actually attempt a doodle with the answer. Honestly I’ll answer to anything yall send me ^^’

omg you’re SO right just- scould as spongebob and mulder as patrick just in general is the funniest fucking thing gjdfklgjdf

The answer to life, the universe...everything.

Everyone’s bi and trans and sky’s a bitch

Oh shit you’re right.. well, since I’m sure gravel and gargoyles was purely pauling’s idea in the comic I’d have to say no but he does set up a game of clue, but called something else ofc. Of course you can still have him play it, though! 

Please don’t mind the quality though- I don’t intend for this to look fantastic or anything jgkdflgjdf but yeah, these 5 always have a poker night on friday evenings. The other 4 sometimes joins in, but are usually doing their own thing.

Oh 100%, but that’s also if he’d have any interactions with him in the comics. One look and Havoc might just call cheavy a bitch. Though that also brings up the question on if I’ll be swapping the classics too- I’m thinking not just because I feel like it’d stray far, far too much from the original comics if I do but at the same time it’d feel wrong not to. The comics are gonna be the bane of my existence on this blog smg

This is also partially why they paint quite a bit- though it’s unconventional. Seeing the world in a lot of desaturated colors makes things really drab in comparison if you see blood being, well, so colorful. Most of the time they don’t even realize they’re painting with blood- they view it like a different type of paint (since they can still use normal paints!) They also still have a fascination to fire as well.  As you can see it’s a much more “normal” version of pyrovision in that it replicates the real world well, but the various difference are specific to them. Hope this helped you to understand!