Melon!

i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence

OMG HIIII MELON

HIIII INTERNET MAN WHO LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE JULIUS! 👀

enamored by the concept of alien scientists arriving to study Earth and just. not paying special attention to human beings

i'm in my having fun and playing touys era

I support being gay and I support the moon and I support being gay on the moon

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment

Heh I’d do that.

"found family" no these are simply my fellow hostages

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

the fuck is going on with optimus prime?