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do you listen to girly music in secret?

Okay that CD was Hiyo’s mix and you damn well know it.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #but define 'girly music' just for my edification #I made the mistake of carpooling with Aikawa Eri one day...#I'm not even sure that was music #one might charitably call it audio torture #I'll listen to Hiyo's mix over that any day of the week

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What did you do when you accidentally knocked Yokozawa's toothbrush into the toilet? The answer sure as hell be 'I bought a new one for him', Kirishima-san. Also when you die, will you want your grave to be next to Sakura's or Yokozawa's? (since traditionally, couples reserve graves next to each other) Or will you have them both next to you with you in the middle? Or are you just going to lend your body to science to figure out how it was humanly possible to be as hot as yourself? ;)

Of course I told him right away I’m not a monster.

And don’t ask me questions and then answer them more wittily than I can, you’re making me look bad.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #also mulling over just living forever #yokozawa's going to work himself into an early grave #so I'll just have his body frozen #to be revived at a point in the future where salesmen no longer exist #so he has to be my doted-upon house-husband

are farts the ghosts of the food we eat?

Well at least you aren’t asking me what I’d do if Hiyo wanted to date Yokozawa or how I would react if my wife rose from the dead.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #though I'm not sure an ask about flatulence being supernatural apparitions of meals past is much better #don't you want to know something mundane #like what I did when I accidentally knocked Yokozawa's toothbrush into the toilet?

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing 😆😂. Why do you always get so many 'what if' questions?

What can I say, I project an air of mystery that makes people question the reality they live in.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #also I feel like some people just want to try to get a rise out of me #but let's be clear #the only one getting a rise out of me in any sense #is yokozawa #if he plays his cards right #...#yeah that sounds like bullshit even to me #we know I'm like perpetually ready to go around him

Kirishima-san, is Takano jealous about the fact that you and Yokozawa have gotten so close? Is the mood awkward when both of you converse?

Yes, our daily chats over tea are just unmanageable now.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #takano masamune #I can count on one hand the number of times I've ever had a conversation with Takano #I think I thought his name was 'Takahashi' for years even #he seems to have his own issues to deal with though #so I mostly spend our tea times playing my tiny violin for him

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What would you do if, say 8 to 10 years from now, Hiyori-chan starts pinning for Yokozawa? Is this still active ?u?

You people seem really convinced that somewhere along the line Hiyo’s going to start wanting to jump her step-Papa’s bones. My response remains unchanged.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #kirishima hiyori #also I'd hope in 8-10 years we'd have come out to her #thereby nipping this ludicrous situation in the proverbial bud

If it were you stuck for hours in an elevator with only Yokozawa, what would you have done to pass the time?

That depends; are there security cameras in the elevator?

Because that will drastically affect my response here.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #yokozawa takafumi #'in the elevator' is on my bucket list though #so one way or another #we're gonna do it one of these days #my bucket list is a lot shorter since hooking up with him...

Do you feel that he loves you as much as you love him Kirishima-San?

What on earth would ever cause me to doubt the depth and breadth of Sorata's passion for me?

I assume that's who "he" is.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #sorata #we still have our agreement #ear scratches in exchange for not clawing my face off #yokozawa's hot for my face #so I want to keep it looking as nice as possible for my beau #thus--ear scratches

KILL, FUCK or MARRY? Yokozawa wearing the striped tie, Yokozawa wearing street clothes or Yokozawa nude.

Yes.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #I have to admit it would be hard to fuck him any way but nude #in large part because he wouldn't let me #I would be happy to kill just the striped tie though

KILL, FUCK or MARRY? Iokawa, Takano, and the Marino Bookstore Girl.

Kill: Takano; Emerald's sales numbers are starting to nip at Japun's heels, and I just can't have a shoujo magazine trying to show us up.

Fuck: Iokawa; so he can see exactly what he's up against and why Yokozawa would never leave me for him.

Marry: what'sherface from Marimo Books; I like to think she wouldn't mind being my beard while I slept with Yokozawa on the side.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #oh how I've missed these; why does no one ever give me 'kill-fuck-marry' with just Yokozawa as the choice?#because I've wanted to do all three at several points in our relationship

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You're a very jealous person. Aren't you afraid you'll push away Yokozawa?

There are moments, but then I recall that I am a kettle and he is a pot and we are both very lovely shades of black.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #and black goes with everything #Mr. and Mr. Kettle-Pot

Not including Yokozawa-san or your family. Who is your closest friend?

Sorata and I have a mutual understanding. I scratch him behind his ears, and he doesn’t claw my face off during the night after I have to get onto Hiyo for leaving the dishes until it’s almost her bedtime.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #the last 'friend' I had I only got through nefarious means when you think about it #I probably need to learn to stop blackmailing people into hanging out with me #then again #it got me laid eventually #blackmail notwithstanding #so maybe I'll stick it out a little longer this way

usami sensei writes BL novels for marukawa shoten

News to me.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #usami akihiko #I realize my life may read like some trashy BL novel #but rest assured I don't have the slightest interest in the genre beyond sympathy for protagonists whose partners wax too tsundere at times #I mean I tried to hold his hand in the elevator #that's all #you'd think I'd punched his mother in the jaw #and kneed his father in the groin #pretty sure anyone who heard him chewing me out thought I'd tried to grab something different

Kiss, marry and kill: Ijuuin Kyo, Takano Masamune and Isaka Ryūichirō?

Kiss: Takano; I like to see what I’m up against (and I won’t say it doesn’t burn me a little thinking Yokozawa’s gotten to experience it and I haven’t)Marry: Isaka-san; can’t leave Marukawa without a President, and he’s got a steady paycheck. I could do worse.Kill: Kyou-san. I made a hit mangaka once; I could do it again.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #takano masamune #isaka ryuuichirou #ijuuin kyou #I have to ask though #where is Yokozawa when this is all going down?#because I may not last long enough to marry or kill anyone if he has anything to say about the kissing

Yokozawa came home and packs up a small luggage. Gently lets you know that he needs to accompany Takano-san and his author for a series of signing events (sales department rep). Will probably stay in the same hotel room (budget restriction) in different beds. How would you react?

With a round of fantastic sex culminating in a series of strategically placed lovebites spelling out a message of my choosing.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #yokozawa takafumi #takano masamune #probably something like 'fuck off - this one's mine'#or 'for a good time - go screw yourself'#or 'did you ever see that movie Teeth? Just think about that'#may need to pare these down

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What would you say if Isaka-san gives you a project consisting of Usami-sensei and Ijuuin-sensei?

"Why the hell is my star mangaka working with some lit nerd from a rival company?" probably.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #possibly appending 'Sir'

What do you think of Misaki Takahashi-Kun?

Decent gofer. Excellent coffee-retriever. Useful for keeping unruly mangaka in line.

#sekaiichi hatsukoi #kirishima zen #takahashi misaki #may possibly be dating Aikawa from Sapphire #given all the time they seem to spend together

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