[Germany] Ludwig Beilschmidt.

AGAIN I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY.

I understand if you are upset with me.

Meow, Celeste. Prr?

Meow back. Meow purr context for this "Meow".

-Meow. Beilschmidt

Hallo again, Wren.

It is good to hear from you.

I do not read many book series; I prefer novels or guidebooks. However, I do like the Brothers Grimm's fairy tales, but that is more a collection of stories than a book series.

I hope that answers your question.

-L. Beilschmidt

Hallo, Unidentified Individual.

That is not how this works. I understand the sentiment, but you do not improve if you believe 'you are good enough'. The efficient way to reach improvement is to understand your flaws.

For example, if I am at war and my supplies are running low, I need to work torwards finding more so we do not starve. You cannot simply be content with what you have.

-L. Beilschmidt

Hallo, Inking.

I hope you took the correct precautions before piercing your ears. Your likelihood of infections depends on the method you used.

However, at the moment you are very likely to get an infection if you put headphones immediately on after the act. I doubt that your headphones were sterile. Headphones often are infested with dead skin cells, sweat and bacteria. Even if they were sterile, you have trapped your ear in a warm humid environment.

Even if you were to not get an infection, it is likely that the friction from the headphone would irritate the wound and could possibly cause worse issues.

I do not know where the piercing was on your ear, so I cannot tell you the healing time exactly but I would suggest avoiding ear covering headphones for a while. But I have found this model to show you.

You need to keep the piercing clean, clean it thoroughly at least twice a day and do not touch the spot with unwashed hands.

You can tell the spot is infected if it is red, inflamed or swollen, has pus or blood discharge, crusty or flaky skin and it is painful, itchy or sensitive. If you think it is infected, you should visit a doctor as soon as possible as it can spread to worse issues.

I wish you luck.

-L. Beilschmidt

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Guten Tag, Unidentified Individual.

I apologize for my late response. I assume you are not in need of my assistance anymore but I will give you advice for any future disturbances.

Avoid driving or using heavy machinery. If you have to drive, I suggest playing loud music and entertaining yourself by reading the signs on the road so you don't fall asleep. If you do feel drowsy, I would suggest immediately pulling off the road to avoid an accident.

If you do not have time to sleep for hours at a time, if you can, I suggest that you try to take short naps of about 15-20 minutes.

If you want advice on how to make sure you stay awake for that time, I suggest you go outside and go for a walk or run. Sunlight informs your body that it can stop producing melatonin.

I would also suggest drinking coffee or some form of caffeine, avoid drinking too much as this can make you shaky and anxious.

Stay away from important decisions until your brain is fully rested and can work clearly.

-L. Beilschmidt

Mod here!

I don't exactly want to abandon the blog at this moment. I have spent an unreasonable amount of time pondering what to do with this blog and I have came to a pretty firm conclusion. I do not really enjoy the hetalia show anymore. That is true. I also do not particularly enjoy parts of the fandom.

However, I still enjoy many of the characters and their dynamics. I recently rekindled my interest by taking a short break and looking at more of my original ooc views of hetalia.

I also really enjoy answering your guy's asks and trying to view things through the eyes of Germany.

I have no issue if you want to copy off of the style of my blog, you can literally do whatever you want.

However, my main issue with handing this blog over to someone else would be the fact that I cannot guarantee you will deal with asks in a way that I am comfortable with.

Again, I am perfectly cool with you stealing some of my stuff if you think it would be fun. If you want to start a Germany blog or any other sort of ask blog, you can just message me and I will reblog it to try and get you some traction.

Thanks for the offer though :)

For the person who was looking for advice I am sure I would get terminated for:

I am unsure if your ask was a joke or not but I will help you nonetheless. I would suggest that you stop going into public washrooms. I would suggest that if you have to go in, that you wear earplugs and try to go in while the bathrooms are empty.

I would also suggest that you take deep breaths and try to think about something else entirely.

I am only answering this because I prefer you not to be suffering. Do not assume that I would like to hear about this again.

-L. Beilschmidt

Guten Tag, Bruder.

I am well. You don't have to yell in my inquiries Prussia.

I assume you are doing fine as well?

Guten Tag, Unidentified Individual.

If my economy were to decline, I would get the symptoms of a cold or the flu. The severity of the illness depends on the situation, the country and the severity of the decline.

I would begin to recover once the economy had gotten back to a stable level. These illnesses can spread, once one nation gets ill it is possible that another can catch it. This happens when an economical issue is widespread.

I hope this answers your question.

-L. Beilschmidt

I AM AN AWESOME ANONYMOUS NEWS REPORTER HERE TO CONFIRM THE RUMOURS FROM WORKERS AT AN UNNAMED CUCKOO CLOCK FACTORY THAT YOU, LUDWIG BEILSCHMIDT, ARE SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH SIGNORE ITALIA! CAN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY THIS WORKPLACE GOSSIP?! THE PUBLIC YEARNS FOR THE TRUTH!!!

Hallo, Bruder.

I wasn't aware that you had become a news reporter.

I do not remember giving the workers enough off time to ponder. This is unprofessional and not fit to speak about publicly.

However... the public is already misinformed if they think it is secret. And I certainly am not in need for more misinformed citizens.

I will not deny it.

-L. Beilschmidt

how’s that world cup loss treating you?

Guten Tag, Unidentified Individual.

I am fine. There is no reason to suspect otherwise.

It is good to lose every once in a while. It teaches the players discipline. I will spend more time next year making sure the players are readily prepped.

...I did not make them run laps after they lost.

-L. Beilschmidt

I will pay you in beer

Guten Tag, Unidentified Individual.

Nein, I cannot be your chiropractor. If you have already progressed to that stage of scoliosis you will need a brace or a form of surgery.

My apologies.

-L. Beilschmidt

The only time I remember you smiling was when you got a bit of time to yourself, even though you were forced to make cuckoo clocks for France. I hope to make you smile one day.

Hallo, Unidentified Individual.

You were good at disguising yourself in the cuckoo clocks factory. I do not remember seeing anyone else there besides myself, Italy and a few of my workers.

I also do not recall smiling in the cuckoo factory. I still have nightmares about the constant chirping. However, I do believe you.

You do not have to do anything special to make me smile. I can do it manually.

-L. Beilschmidt

Hallo, Unidentified Individual.

Ja, this is a common mistake. It was a good attempt but ultimately a failure. I suggest signing him up for German lessons.

I will be placing the statue in his house until he can pronounce it correctly.

-L. Beilschmidt