Ethel's Blog!

Hello! I was told something like this may work well as a distraction, and may be fun! I've been meaning to meet new friends anyways, get back out there a little further than the little roads and sidewalks of home. I'm not quite sure how to go about this yet, but I'll be figuring it out! I suppose you could send me questions if you'de like, I'll answer them as best as I can!

Ps, don't tell Swany, or rather Swansea as you guys will know him, if I share a few embarrassing stories here and there! What he doesn't know can't fluster him, fuhu!

Pss, these little moving pictures are so cute!

And you're welcome!! That sounds great actually.. You seem really nice I'm sure my parents wouldn't mind.. :3

@askdaisuke

@askdaisuke

Oh really? Fuhu! I'de never expect him to get SOFTER with age..he's always had a secret soft spot, but I've never seen him share it much outside of the family!

Though, maybe I'm still not seeing it *too* far out of the family, hm?

Ohh, hello deary! I've heard about you from his work! Sadly we haven't much been in contact since you all took off..but I'm excited to hear all about you when he gets home! He's never been the best at "bossing", I hope he's not being too hard on you!

HELLO MA!!! :,D

ORANGE?

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Don't ride a horse ride a cowboy

With You and Swansea

Like don't ride a spaceship ride a enger

Good bye

Ohh, I do love piggy back rides! Though they're be a bit hard at the moment..with him being in space and all! And I may be a bit unexpectantly too heavy now..

Small question, are you aware of the buncha people your husband adopted on here? Congrats on the tens of other children you have now!

Hello deary!

So long ago!

I've been on my way to work when my car broke down and a tire popped! Seemed out of the blue..then again, I'de never really brought it to a shop for any sort of checkups. I always worried that my seemingly-fine car would suddenly have issues the moment I did! But with my car broken down, I had to call a tow truck, and was taken to the nearest auto-shop. Oh, I couldn't stop crying..I was going to be late for work, AGAIN! But, I knew this one would most likely be the final straw; I wasn't the.. *most* liked person at work, I had a bit of a habit of running late because of how far away it was from my home, and heaven knows I'm not a morning person! But anywho.

Arriving at the mechanic shop, I was met with the owner and what looked to be his intern or apprentice; a guy closer to my age who'd been busy doing inventory. At this point I was still crying...embarrassing, I know! The older worker told Swany to calm me down and then go look for a matching tire in the inventory. He quickly nodded and got up to come over to me..a few steps in, poor thing fell flat on his face tripping over a toolbox!

I feel bad for it, but I couldn't stop laughing! I walked over to try and help him up; But in my still-shock state, now suddenly turned amused, I couldn't gather myself! I was even snorting like a pig, I was so amused!

Well! He got himself up just fine; bashfully brushing off his pants, before asking if that managed to cheer me up any. Still giggling through much happier tears I assured him it had, before asking if he was alright and giving him my name.

..not sure how, but after he found the tire and delivered it to his boss for the job, we ended up sitting outside and chatting away. I told him about my job which was almost definetely history, he told me about his sobriety journey..I assured him that, luckily, I don't drink alcohol often anyways, so it was never around my house! Eventually as he were joking around, his boss came out and told me the car was fixed and that I had to leave because my car was blocking up space for other customers. I wasn't quite done talking with Swany though, so I took my car..drove it towards parking at the postage office lot next door..and ran right back! His boss tried to threaten loitering charges on me; Well, I called his bluff real quick!

I'm not sure what it was, but I wanted to know more about this slightly bashful, unapologetically sweet, albeit slightly gruff man! By the end of his shift he apparently wanted to keep the conversation going too; inviting me to a diner down the street from his job for dinner.

..and that was that! We got together a few weeks and a couple dates after that. I'm not huge on 'love at first sight'..

hey is this swansea. and if so is this why you married him

Ohh, where to start! Let me think..

Oh! The day Asher and Ace came into our little family! Me and Swany were out for dinner; I had some of the strongest cravings while pregnant! And after crying because we didn't have anything to make Alfredo pasta at home, he had driven me right to the nearest Olive Garden! Got me endless Alfredo pasta, chicken gnocchi soup, and one of those delicious chocolate ganache cakes..

Well, in the middle of eating, a kid across the table from our commented about how i'de spilled my water! Confused because my drink was completely safe, I stopped eating and looked down to realize..oh dear, that was MY water! I didn't have to say a thing, Swany went from joking about selling some of his shoe collection so we could work more on the nursery, to stuffing the food into a takeout box, dropping a wad of cash on the table, and CARRYING me out of the house!

You should have seen him. I don't think I've ever seen that man more focused! Even if his driving WAS terrifying, fuhu. Weaving through traffic and rushing us home to grab our hospital bag, then right to the hospital! It was a few weeks early so we were nervous; it wasn't time yet! Once we got to the hospital he put the bag on and carried me out of the car inside; He was my superman, making sure the nurses knew exactly what was going on!

He didn't leave my side once for the next *eight* hours! Getting me ice chips and water, petting my forehead dry, helping me go on walks and bounce on that silly excersize ball to try and get things rolling! The closer we got and the more pain I was in, the more nervous Swany got; you've probably never seen him cry, have you? Well, in that moment as he cheered me on, I did!

And when Asher and Ace came out, perfectly healthy? He *sobbed*. He couldn't form a single word as he held them, one in each arm, lookin' at them with the most tear filled, adoring eyes. When he finally managed to calm down enough (and I finally got to hold my sons!), he climbed right into the hospital bed next to me, hugged all three of us close, and-

The hospital bed BROKE! Thank God no one was hurt; but oh god. The entire rest of the time we were there the nurses giggled at him..and so did I!

Hey! ask-swansea here with a second blog! We've got Swansea set up with his, why not check back home with his dear and the kids, Ethel, Asher, and Ace?

A few new rules:

Asher and Ace are CHILDREN. There will be absolutely no inappropriate talk about them and anything of the such WILL have you banned. Don't be weird!

We ignore the obvious plothole that she could just find Swansea on here and talk to him, boom separation fixed. Agreed? Agreed.