Why Do The White Gulls Call?

Just setting the mood. Do not mind me.

'tis a pity. But, if you are happy, despite the sparkly ponciness... -J

Elwing, would you mind doing me a small favor to prove a point? If you could just confiscate Commodore Glitterarse's glitter for a time, I would be grateful.

I still maintain that I was the better choice for you than the One With The Glitter, but I suppose it cannot be helped. A mercy marriage, was it? -J

My fair lady Elwing, it is I! Do you not remember your steadfast friend Jonathan Livingston? We were close, once. I would know what happened. Is the sparkly one jealous?

My dearest, I must inform you that I feel incredibly betrayed and lead on by your decision to remain with the sparkly one. Know that I shall always love you and cherish the days we spent flying together in the foam.

2. Speaking of flowers, he pink elephant, so near his oversized vegan sausage, warms with the heat of desire so ardent that stars shiver in wake of their passage. Fornication achieved, they separate with dopamine rampant at an hour late.

1. As breakers cantor 'long the blessed shore, waits does the sea-bird in her great tower that glistens like her husband come for more shameful acts that make puritans glower. His brow like a spotlight illuminates her shuddering ivory silhouette; the cacophony of moaning creates an elaborate flow'ring minuet.