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1. Anonymous asked: Randy, how do you manage to get hurt by a cheese grater? Randy: Well, when you're grating cheese and your hand slips- Hacker: Dude I'm not playing Minecraft today Bobby: Fine, you can be LAME by yourself!
2. Randy: Bobby, Hacker, be nice to each other.
3. Bobby: FINE OKAY I'm going UPSTAIRS
4. Anonymous asked: How's it like being a single father of these two, Randad? Randy: Like herding cats. Hacker: Urghhh
5. Anonymous asked: Does JR, like, constantly stick criminals' faces on the news? I thought maybe once the media attention is off you could go around in public more often. Like after a bit a new criminal would catch people's attention and they'd just forget. Hacker: Well, yes and no?
6. Hacker: People don't just outrun Justice Reigns.
7. Hacker: Nightmare's one thing, 'cause he's just never been caught.
8. Hacker: You gotta understand, I am the ONLY documented criminal J.R. escapee.
9. Hacker: EVER.
10. Hacker: So like. Yeah, there's wanted ads for uncaught criminals. But me? I'm everywhere.
11. Hacker: (mishearing it all) Anonymous asked: Did you know that Nightmare is no longer a criminal or a negative spirit at all? He's hanging out at JR right now, and I'm not talking about prison.
12. Randy: What was that? Hacker: cool okay so I'm next
13. Randy: Son? Hacker: I'm fine. It's fine. Randy: You're literally shaking- Hacker: Randy, I will start flirting with you if you don't leave me alone. Randy: Okay well. Don't do that.
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