just john is fine, thanks.

hi! i'm john. well, i am the john who died. you know the one! blasted off and fought his denizen too early. yada yada.

it turns out that living in the dream bubbles for years can get pretty boring. i thought i would try something new and answer some questions, i guess?

i dunno, ask me anything. or, like, tell me a story? or a joke. you can even unload your darkest secrets on me if you want to. anything to get a break from this FUCKING MONOTONY.

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hehe, thanks!

hehe. don't worry about appropriateness. i am way past the point of caring about pretty much anything!

and yeah, i do remember.

you know, i am not sure whether it is a special dream bubble thing, or a sburb thing, or just a brain thing, but pretty much everyone here remembers how they died. my memories of being alive are pretty clear, too. i guess it is really my post-death memories that get hazy!

but anyway, your question.

let me think...

hmmmmmmmmmm...

actually, i can't believe i have never tried that.

it, uh... tastes like the back of a captchalogue card. like, coated in that stuff they put on so you don't put it in your mouth like a dumb ass.