"Headpat-free zone"

“YEEEEEAH!!”

“Now I didn’t say THAT. I didn’t say that.”

A wild Twix appears!! “[you don’t actually know do you?]”

“...no”

“CRIME!!”

“HEY YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!”

“. . .you don’t!”

“I shall call my followers glyphs!!”

“. . .”

“Do my bidding glyph!”

The gently hold the little amphibian with a huge smile graced upon their face. "He's such a cutie!! I wanna be like him, I wanna be a frog!"

Ah, oh dear it seems chihiro has spilled one of their many secrets. Yes they do indeed, wish to be a frog.

"Ah um.. Hello there.."

They glanced at the purple haired man, eyes filled with skepticism.

"Very nice to meet you. I'm Chihiro Fujisaki.."

"But.. Tax fraud bad too!"

"Yes we do!!"

"Erm.. you wouldn't rather commit arson?"

"Kittens 100%."

"Yikes.. yeah I guess I COULD buuut I think we all discovered from my anniversary outfit I dont look particularly good in a hat.."

"You can for sure, thank you for asking anon!"

"Aah yes!! Yes I love frogs!! Yes to all of the above! I want to meet William!"

"Jeez at least 5 a week! It may not seem like a lot but It honestly was overwhelming, especially having to delete so many because it was just so repetitive.."

"I am so happy for you! We can grow stronger together!"

"Well I'm not a huge fan of coffee anyways. I prefer tea."