Ask Blitzo and Verosika

People to Ask:

Blitz (My Love)

Verosika (Your Queen)

Loona (Blitz's Daughter)

Millie (That Crazy Imp that who killed that sea beast)

Moxxie (Possum)

Vortex (Son)

Kiki (Still owes me 30 Bucks)

Ace (Obvious Creepypasta Fanboy)

Milky (BFF)

Apple (Sapphic Dumbass #1)

Coco (Sapphic Dumbass #2)

Kat (I really don't have anything interesting about them)

Josh (Bottom)

Octavia Goetia

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Stories:

Verosika: I don't really have one, to be honest.

Personally, my quote "ideal" is one where my Blitz is happy and it's fun. Whether that's a passionate night in bed, a lunch in the best restaurants, a hit on a scum bag, or just us watching TV or playing games.

Verosika:

Well, I may not look like it but I am kind of a weeb. I also play games. In my "Private" Room, I have a PC Set-up with 3 whole monitors.

Most people think that room is a place where I can pleasure myself but really, it's a private gamer hole.

Verosika:

Verosika:

Only after we do it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Or when we're exhausted from our jobs.

Verosika:

Why lust, of course (uωu*)

Blitz:

Ah, Sinsmas. Honestly, we're just gonna stay in. Hell is kinda going through something, what with some (what do the kids call it?) chud sinner that arrived in September and has been stirring trouble.

Verosika:

Oh thank satan a normal ask. We've been getting sex related asks for the past weeks.

Anyways, I don't know what they are up to. After the massacre, they tried some sort of takeover but it fizzled out surprisingly fast. After that, they vanished.

Blitz: Nah. Closest was the hotel that fish fuck made his home in. God I wish it was a legit haunting.

Verosika: You know that house I had those parties?

Blitz: Yeah?

Blitz: Look, this is the kind of question we want to avoid.

Verosika: Yeah, it feels weird talking about sex life like that. Especially on a tumblr blog.

Blitz: But the answer is yes.

*rise eyebrows three times*

-with a-

*move my hands in a circle motion above my head like a halo*

Blitz: Huh? What are you-

Verosika: I'LL TAKE THAT.

Blitz: Weird. Imma go polish my guns again.

Moxxie: We haven't done any yet, mainly because Verosika and Blitz like their dates to end a bit differently.

Loona: We are doing fine.

Collin: Indeed. Though, I may need to leave soon. Don't need the others to get suspicious.

Loona: Aw, how long until you leave?

Collin: I think in two days.

Loona: Then I will make sure those two days are pure bliss.

Moxxie:

Verosika: Aw, thanks for the compliment.

Blitz: Nah, most of us don't bother with the awards of the living.

Millie: Not to mention that it's heavily guarded and expensive.

Loona: Most of us wouldn't bother. Keyword: Most of us.

Moxxie: C'mon, we've broken into more heavily secured area.

3: No.

Verosika:

They aren't really stories, more like me trying to write down events that are important to us.