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ask-the-witch-queen

Not to be rude but… @askclovisbray damn bitch, you really live like that?

askclovisbray

This is you?

I see, I see.

Noted.

ask-the-witch-queen

Huh, one of my sources told me that you lived somewhere awfully chilly.

How often do you visit your granddaughter, what, considering she’s essentially right next door?

ask-banshee44

I visit her more often than him and I don’t even have a spaceship license anymore

ask-the-witch-queen

Yeah, exactly- wait….

ask-banshee44

I may or may not have forgot to turn in the landing gear more times than allowed by vanguard standards…

ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard

The “vanguard standards” are 0 times banshee…

What are you talking about

ask-the-witch-queen

Well obviously neither of you are aware of where he’s been. Bet you’d believe me if I told you Banshee visits me often to play dominos.

ask-banshee44

I thought we were playing UNO

ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard

My hidden reported that it was mahjong

ask-banshee44

What was the one with the board and taxes called ?

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ask-the-witch-queen

Not to be rude but… @askclovisbray damn bitch, you really live like that?

askclovisbray

This is you?

I see, I see.

Noted.

ask-the-witch-queen

Huh, one of my sources told me that you lived somewhere awfully chilly.

How often do you visit your granddaughter, what, considering she’s essentially right next door?

ask-banshee44

I visit her more often than him and I don’t even have a spaceship license anymore

ask-the-witch-queen

Yeah, exactly- wait….

ask-banshee44

I may or may not have forgot to turn in the landing gear more times than allowed by vanguard standards…

ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard

The “vanguard standards” are 0 times banshee…

What are you talking about

ask-the-witch-queen

Well obviously neither of you are aware of where he’s been. Bet you’d believe me if I told you Banshee visits me often to play dominos.

ask-banshee44

I thought we were playing UNO

ask-the-witch-queen

Not to be rude but… @askclovisbray damn bitch, you really live like that?

askclovisbray

This is you?

I see, I see.

Noted.

ask-the-witch-queen

Huh, one of my sources told me that you lived somewhere awfully chilly.

How often do you visit your granddaughter, what, considering she’s essentially right next door?

ask-banshee44

I visit her more often than him and I don’t even have a spaceship license anymore

ask-the-witch-queen

Yeah, exactly- wait….

ask-banshee44

I may or may not have forgot to turn in the landing gear more times than allowed by vanguard standards…

ask-the-witch-queen

Not to be rude but… @askclovisbray damn bitch, you really live like that?

askclovisbray

This is you?

I see, I see.

Noted.

ask-the-witch-queen

Huh, one of my sources told me that you lived somewhere awfully chilly.

How often do you visit your granddaughter, what, considering she’s essentially right next door?

ask-banshee44

I visit her more often than him and I don’t even have a spaceship license anymore

askclovisbray

Grampy do you have games on your computer??

If you mean the vex training simulations, then yes.

Otherwise, I have chess.

ask-banshee44

Wanna play a round some day ?

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ask-banshee44

well uhhhh I can explain . . . To uhhh . . . Actually I can’t reaally explain I just like light . . .

and also mainly to flash bang my friends I guess

What is this weird … metal sphere inside two different metal half spheres with a screwdriver lodged in it …

I have a feeling something bad would happen were I to remove this screwdriver

ask-war-personified-xivu-arath

Do it. Dislodge the demon co- i mean totally not suspicious screwdriver

ask-banshee44

No offense but now I’m definitely not doing that

well uhhhh I can explain . . . To uhhh . . . Actually I can’t reaally explain I just like light . . .

and also mainly to flash bang my friends I guess

What is this weird … metal sphere inside two different metal half spheres with a screwdriver lodged in it …

I have a feeling something bad would happen were I to remove this screwdriver

ask-banshee44

heyyy banshee can you help me with something?

yeah uhh Y’know that gun I bought from you earlier?

yeah uhhhh i think I Discombobulated it *just holds up a . . . Uhhh thing that has the approximate shape of a machine gun but it’s looks mangled due to the mass amount of attachments*

What in the Travellers name …

Give me like two weeks I’ll try and fix that

*banshee walks into his backroom*

Some time later chainsaw noises are heard as well as clearly confused vocalisations

ask-banshee44

WHY ARE THERE THREE FLASHLIGHTS MOUNTED IN A TRIANGLE SHAPE ?!?

heyyy banshee can you help me with something?

yeah uhh Y’know that gun I bought from you earlier?

yeah uhhhh i think I Discombobulated it *just holds up a . . . Uhhh thing that has the approximate shape of a machine gun but it’s looks mangled due to the mass amount of attachments*

What in the Travellers name …

Give me like two weeks I’ll try and fix that

*banshee walks into his backroom*

Some time later chainsaw noises are heard as well as clearly confused vocalisations

Man I just watched a bunch of godzilla movies we had in the archives and damn we really need to get rid of nukes that is gonna cause some big trouble

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ask-banshee44

@askclovisbray hey uhh Clovis I guess is the only way I can refer to you were not really buddies

Do you have some copies of classic literature ? Me and Eva have this little game tradition at this time of year about whether I can dredge up a book with more pages than that spooky paper prison she always has with her every festival

And since you’re probably as old as these books and they’re the best contenders to win my side of the game because of how long they tend to be

askclovisbray

Dear God. Could you have made that question any more complicated? I didn't need a whole backstory. You simply could've said you needed to borrow them. And since, you think I'm so old... allow me to attach an old meme:

No, you may not borrow my books, I get nothing out of this exchange. Go ask Ikora or Elsie.. or... eugh, whatever.

ask-banshee44

Talk about being complicated you could’ve just said no

Also you’re literally centuries old don’t talk like this is some upfront to the Traveller just because I pointed out a fact

Also who is Godzilla

askclovisbray

No.

ask-banshee44

No to what ? There was no question posed in my last message

ask-banshee44

@askclovisbray hey uhh Clovis I guess is the only way I can refer to you were not really buddies

Do you have some copies of classic literature ? Me and Eva have this little game tradition at this time of year about whether I can dredge up a book with more pages than that spooky paper prison she always has with her every festival

And since you’re probably as old as these books and they’re the best contenders to win my side of the game because of how long they tend to be

askclovisbray

Dear God. Could you have made that question any more complicated? I didn't need a whole backstory. You simply could've said you needed to borrow them. And since, you think I'm so old... allow me to attach an old meme:

No, you may not borrow my books, I get nothing out of this exchange. Go ask Ikora or Elsie.. or... eugh, whatever.

ask-banshee44

Talk about being complicated you could’ve just said no

Also you’re literally centuries old don’t talk like this is some upfront to the Traveller just because I pointed out a fact

Also who is Godzilla

@askclovisbray hey uhh Clovis I guess is the only way I can refer to you were not really buddies

Do you have some copies of classic literature ? Me and Eva have this little game tradition at this time of year about whether I can dredge up a book with more pages than that spooky paper prison she always has with her every festival

And since you’re probably as old as these books and they’re the best contenders to win my side of the game because of how long they tend to be

ask-banshee44

…

Did i forget doing a bunch of commissions ?

I swear i had a big box of paperwork to fill out and finish up

*the camera shifts a bit to the right showing a box flowing over with important looking papers*

askclovisbray

Imbecile.

ask-banshee44

Atleast im not dumb enough to delete 50% of a persons gene code

…

Did i forget doing a bunch of commissions ?

I swear i had a big box of paperwork to fill out and finish up

*the camera shifts a bit to the right showing a box flowing over with important looking papers*

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ask-banshee44

Hello uhh disciple calus

@askthetrueemperor

Ive been receiving plenty cabal armory tickets and despite being very knowledgeable in human weaponry I don’t have much experience with that of the cabal

If you have any archived (pre leviathan incident) weapons schematics or gunsmiths notes would you be able to send them over ?

I know where on opposing sides but I can offer you a video of Clovis the megalomaniac turning into a furry in real time