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What's your record on chicken nuggets consumed in one sitting?

Miles: I mean, where haven’t you been banned?

Deadpool: Basically everywhere but McDonald and Chick-a-fil-a

Only two more asks of these hooligans

P.S. I might be going offline for a while, things have been very hard for me because of personal problems and the whole i-cant-draw-digitally-because-computers thing.

#wade wilson #deadpool #miles morales #spiderman into the spiderverse #ask response #drawn ask response #ask deadpool #doodle

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More Doodles I Did In Class Instead Of Paying Attenion

I want to color these so badly, I miss digital. I’m trying to find a functioning computer at the moment, i swear.

i feel like my new therapist is gonna ask me why i draw deadpool so much and I’m going to cry about mental illness stigma and loneliness for half an hour and then draw more deadpool to stop crying

#therapy #deadpool #wade wilson #i just love him so much #because my life is also a joke #therapist #i just want to sleep #but here i am #not sleeping #like an idiot #haha help #help

Hey guys so i broke the two computers i have.

I’m really dumb holy shit

Anyways, i can’t draw digitally right now so if i respond to asks it will be by pen and paper.

Doodles. I present to you: His Gender Is Green, Deadpool In The Jress, Punk pool and Spider Punk Page I Wont finish, and A Thing I Drew A Year Ago When I was Bored.

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hey miles, have you pranked deadpool yet?

Miles: Oh yeah, lots of times. My totes fave was The Cheez Wiz and Web one.

Deadpool: We had a prank war for a couple of days. All I have to say is that behind the cutie pie face Miles is a f*cking demon.

Miles: Yeah yeah demon schmeon, wanna prank the Avengers?

Deadpool: Never have I wanted to do anything more in my life.

Notes: oh Jesus Miles is starting to talk like deadpool

only three more asks of my bois

Pregnant women technically have eight limbs so they’re basically arachnids, that being said, does that make Spider-Man a pregnant woman?

Miles: Mom, I think I’m pregnant...

Notes:

I’m sorry the joke was stuck in my head for days I needed to draw this

#marvel #deadpool #wade wilson #miles Morales #spiderman into the spiderverse #bi miles morales #the mental bounds Miles made to think he was pregnant is astounding #bUt Is He?#spiderman is pregnant #deapool's a wine mom #I'm learning how to do wade's scars better #pan wade wilson #pansexual deadpool #only a pansexual would have a closet full of kimonos #gay marvel #send me asks #theyre so funny #fucking rambling once more

*magic anon* Miles Morales(spiderman) has to answer the asks with Deadpool

For Five Asks Deadpool And Spiderman Retcon Junior(miles Morales) will be The Blog Stars.

I cAn't eNglEsh

#deadpool #wade wilson #Miles Morales #spiderman into the spiderverse #send me asks #marvel #I loved the spiderman into the spider verse to the point where I can watch that shit for weeks and not get bored #ill quote the shit #Miles is done #he about to zap DP #their friendship is probs gonna be funny

happy 2021, i guess.

Deadpool: please, 2021, be boring.

Hey guys! This year was an absolute fucking shit show, and thats me being polite. I'm hoping that this year will either be boring(as it can be as our society collapses into choas) or better. Hopefully the latter, begrudgingly the first. I hope this year will be better for all of us. Deadpool's too tired(and possibly salty that this is the first year with him not kissing someone when the ball drops), so I tell you: Happy motherfraskin New Year!!

#happy new year #happy new 2021 #happy please don't summon satan accidentally #Deadpool's too deadpool to say happy New year appropriately #deadpool #wade wilson #send me asks #send me your worries and personal burden so I may shove them into my art and soul #send me a picture of a empty bread loaf with no fluff #send me suggestions #send me art prompts #but they gotta be at least marvel related

Hey guys! I know Ive been offline and not drawing for a bit and im really sorry!! I’m trying to get to all of my asks(they are hilarious by the way) and I’m sorry for not being to do the Christmas asks, but I will do them next Christmas time like a weirdo. Well, I wish you a merry X-mas, x-holiday, or an X-dayinthemanydayswelive. See ya!

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are you and cable gonna get back together?

yellow: Damn, you’re still salty about-

Deadpool: IM NOT SALTY. I’m bitter and lonely.

White: you know that's not better, right?

hey deadpool! how is your quarantine?

Deadpool: oh you know the usual... I’ve been trying to get over my on and off ex, binge watching every possible anime or rom com on Netflix, jacking off to whatever porn I can find, watching unboxing videos until I finally pass out from lack of sleep, energy, food, and water... Oh and feeding the 250(and growing) stray cats that live with me. Usual.

Its Transgender Awareness week!!!

Hey followers! Its transgender awareness week(as a recently out trans male, this is big). I just wanted to tell every one of you that you are appreciated, and making art is a great way for me cope with whatever going on. Hope y'all have a nice week, and remember to be kind to your gender queer friends/associates/etc!!

#trans rights #trans male #that's me #i love yall #im not a super popular blog #so its great that y'all follow me #send me aks #please #hahah im ask thirsty af #im doing this all at like 1 am #haha #f u c k

Heyy dp! I love your art, you're funny( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Have you played the 'among us' game? Do u like it? It's really cute✨

Deadpool: Urgh, I never got Strange’s weird thing with dimensions.

Notes: Thanks!! I’m glad you like it... And I just got a pen and pad, so y'all don't have to deal with less details.

Deadpool, you've killed a million people. You're a murderer. You basically misuse your mutant powers to get money and fame(lmao how is spiderman even friends with you). The avengers should be all over ur sorry ass by now, maybe even putting you in their lab to study you. Lol

Note: Sorry I haven't been responding(school is swamping)...I just got a pen and pad mfs!! So more detail coming your way so you can use this forget the chaos.

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Do you ship any of your fellow superheros with anyone?