Aaron Burr ! ! !

If he was to do this, he'd have to find a cleaner way next time. He then scolded himself. No, no next time. Well, he wasn't hungry anymore, not for now. And it was just some British soldier. One of many to die. Not like anyone would care.

“ I'm sorry this is how your life ended, ” he informed the dead body, as if it could hear him or something. He kicked the bloody thing into the nearby river. Future problem.

He looked into the night sky. So dark. So starry. So..... Beautiful. Yet, it was simply a lie. Every star out there was exploding or going to explode or has already exploded.

Everything beautiful in this world was a horrible, horrible deceit.

But he'd have to make the most of that.

He cleaned himself off—the best he could, anyways—and sat on his cot.

What had he come to? Cannibalism.

Blatant.

Cannibalism.

The river outside mocked him and informed him of how much of a monster he is.

He told it he was aware.

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One sunny—too sunny, in his opinion—day, he was informed he had gotten mail. Letters. From who? Most were anonymous. Some signed. All had to be returned to the same message carrier.

“Curious,” he said aloud, “very curious.”

It was a wide range of questions or comments or just correspondences, every time.

Many talked tales of his cannibalism.

He had no clue how they knew that. Or why they didn't report him to be hung.

Maybe that'd be for the best, hanging. He was killing people in such a...horrendous way. But he couldn't stop himself from another bite. And another. And another. He could barely remember when it started...

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How are you doing love? from the amount of stress you’ve been going through. Hopefully you are doing okay my dear.

Theodoisa has been wanting to see you. When will you come back home? She misses you, dearly. I miss you too dearly, my Love.

From your wife, Theodoisa.

< heyyyy! Mod here! I would really appreciate if you more thoroughly read my intro post... Burr and Theo have not even met yet, as they met in 1778, and this is 1776, and I clarified there as well that as much as I love their relationship, there is a lot of fanon going on here. And, little Theodosia Jr definitely does not exist yet. If you'd still like to communicate as Theodosia, that is quite alright with me, they just will not have been married yet.

Thanks,

Mod. >

no idgaf if you don’t who they are: based purely on vibes who r u??

To sashenkaaaz,

I feel put on the spot. I do not know. Probably the one on the right.

yr obd svt,

To anonymous,

Human tastes most similar to pork.

yr obd svt,

How. How was. the uhm. the nap?

-🔆 anon

To 🔆,

Horrible, now I feel even more tired.

yr obd svt,

Hello, good sir. I’ve heard of your military campaign to become that of Washington’s second-in-command. While I have a lot of words yet to be written, I’ll keep it brief. I support your military campaign!

Dearest,

Maria Reynolds”

- @askmariareynoldsblog

Dear Mrs. Reynolds,

Thank you, madam, for your written support. I do appreciate it.

yr obd svt,

To anonymous,

I don't think I quite like this game.

Kill Jefferson, fuck Hamilton and marry Madison..?? I guess..??