el :)

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

... I'm not a mushroom!

would you love me even if i was a mushroom, mikey?

I don't want to answer that. It doesn't even make sense. You're a human being and not a weirdly shaped fungi.

Buttt what if I was a worm🥺 or a cat :3

What if I was a massive pile of shit? Or a toad?

i would :D especially if you were a toad. maybe you’d turn into a prince.

El, that's some fairytale bullshit...

I thought you liked fairytales, Mikey! Like your stories about knights and wizards.. Like your dnd game!

You can't compare my stories and our campaigns with some Hans Christian Andersen bullshit.

Why not? I quite like The Snow Queen. Or the Little Match Girl.

Those are for babies. My little sister likes those.

El, they're... just fairytales. Those aren't real. This doesn't ever happen.

Hypothetically I could force you to dance until your feet fall off. It would be a gruesome fate, but you and the little girl in the story share a similar flaw of vanity. Remember? My powers? Am i just a fairytale to you?

What the hell, El? That's not funny. You can't compare your powers to this. Bullshit fairytale... and you would never hurt me. You apologized four days after you accidentally bit my bottom lip. You would never hurt me.

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

... I'm not a mushroom!

would you love me even if i was a mushroom, mikey?

I don't want to answer that. It doesn't even make sense. You're a human being and not a weirdly shaped fungi.

Buttt what if I was a worm🥺 or a cat :3

What if I was a massive pile of shit? Or a toad?

i would :D especially if you were a toad. maybe you’d turn into a prince.

El, that's some fairytale bullshit...

I thought you liked fairytales, Mikey! Like your stories about knights and wizards.. Like your dnd game!

You can't compare my stories and our campaigns with some Hans Christian Andersen bullshit.

Why not? I quite like The Snow Queen. Or the Little Match Girl.

Those are for babies. My little sister likes those.

El, they're... just fairytales. Those aren't real. This doesn't ever happen.

Hypothetically I could force you to dance until your feet fall off. It would be a gruesome fate, but you and the little girl in the story share a similar flaw of vanity. Remember? My powers? Am i just a fairytale to you?

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

... I'm not a mushroom!

would you love me even if i was a mushroom, mikey?

I don't want to answer that. It doesn't even make sense. You're a human being and not a weirdly shaped fungi.

Buttt what if I was a worm🥺 or a cat :3

What if I was a massive pile of shit? Or a toad?

i would :D especially if you were a toad. maybe you’d turn into a prince.

El, that's some fairytale bullshit...

I thought you liked fairytales, Mikey! Like your stories about knights and wizards.. Like your dnd game!

You can't compare my stories and our campaigns with some Hans Christian Andersen bullshit.

Why not? I quite like The Snow Queen. Or the Little Match Girl.

Those are for babies. My little sister likes those.

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

... I'm not a mushroom!

would you love me even if i was a mushroom, mikey?

I don't want to answer that. It doesn't even make sense. You're a human being and not a weirdly shaped fungi.

Buttt what if I was a worm🥺 or a cat :3

What if I was a massive pile of shit? Or a toad?

i would :D especially if you were a toad. maybe you’d turn into a prince.

El, that's some fairytale bullshit...

I thought you liked fairytales, Mikey! Like your stories about knights and wizards.. Like your dnd game!

You can't compare my stories and our campaigns with some Hans Christian Andersen bullshit.

Why not? I quite like The Snow Queen. Or the Little Match Girl.

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

... I'm not a mushroom!

would you love me even if i was a mushroom, mikey?

I don't want to answer that. It doesn't even make sense. You're a human being and not a weirdly shaped fungi.

Buttt what if I was a worm🥺 or a cat :3

What if I was a massive pile of shit? Or a toad?

i would :D especially if you were a toad. maybe you’d turn into a prince.

El, that's some fairytale bullshit...

I thought you liked fairytales, Mikey! Like your stories about knights and wizards.. Like your dnd game!

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

... I'm not a mushroom!

would you love me even if i was a mushroom, mikey?

I don't want to answer that. It doesn't even make sense. You're a human being and not a weirdly shaped fungi.

Buttt what if I was a worm🥺 or a cat :3

What if I was a massive pile of shit? Or a toad?

i would :D especially if you were a toad. maybe you’d turn into a prince.

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

... I'm not a mushroom!

would you love me even if i was a mushroom, mikey?

I don't want to answer that. It doesn't even make sense. You're a human being and not a weirdly shaped fungi.

Buttt what if I was a worm🥺 or a cat :3

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

... I'm not a mushroom!

would you love me even if i was a mushroom, mikey?

is this true??? @ask-1985-wheeler

Hey pumpkin poo...pooper.

Pumpkin, because my hair’s orange soooo original

Better than being called a mushroom. Maybe you aren't a pumpkin. Maybe you're a witch.

Then I’ll curse you and turn you into an actual mushroom

I'm already 15% mushroom. Technically.

So you admit your hair looks like a mushroom?

Eh, maybe. Careful, I might be poisonous.

Only poisonous to my happiness

No one forced you to sneak into MY party. You can leave. Bye-bye.

I didn’t sneak in I was invited. You’re just mad that everyone likes me better!

Lucas doesn't count. You've invaded his brain with your witchy girl hormones. El likes me best. So does Will. Dustin too, probably.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they do…

Yes they do! @ask-1985-hopper tell her.

Seriously? You're supposed to pick me.

Alrrighhttt fine :) I like you best, Mikey.

You're my favorite as well. I like you best too. :3

Yay!! :D

Do you want to hug?

Hey pumpkin poo...pooper.

Pumpkin, because my hair’s orange soooo original

Better than being called a mushroom. Maybe you aren't a pumpkin. Maybe you're a witch.

Then I’ll curse you and turn you into an actual mushroom

I'm already 15% mushroom. Technically.

So you admit your hair looks like a mushroom?

Eh, maybe. Careful, I might be poisonous.

Only poisonous to my happiness

No one forced you to sneak into MY party. You can leave. Bye-bye.

I didn’t sneak in I was invited. You’re just mad that everyone likes me better!

Lucas doesn't count. You've invaded his brain with your witchy girl hormones. El likes me best. So does Will. Dustin too, probably.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they do…

Yes they do! @ask-1985-hopper tell her.

Seriously? You're supposed to pick me.

Alrrighhttt fine :) I like you best, Mikey.

You're my favorite as well. I like you best too. :3

Yay!! :D

Do you want to hug?

Hey pumpkin poo...pooper.

Pumpkin, because my hair’s orange soooo original

Better than being called a mushroom. Maybe you aren't a pumpkin. Maybe you're a witch.

Then I’ll curse you and turn you into an actual mushroom

I'm already 15% mushroom. Technically.

So you admit your hair looks like a mushroom?

Eh, maybe. Careful, I might be poisonous.

Only poisonous to my happiness

No one forced you to sneak into MY party. You can leave. Bye-bye.

I didn’t sneak in I was invited. You’re just mad that everyone likes me better!

Lucas doesn't count. You've invaded his brain with your witchy girl hormones. El likes me best. So does Will. Dustin too, probably.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they do…

Yes they do! @ask-1985-hopper tell her.

Seriously? You're supposed to pick me.

Alrrighhttt fine :) I like you best, Mikey.

You're my favorite as well. I like you best too. :3

Yay!! :D

Hey pumpkin poo...pooper.

Pumpkin, because my hair’s orange soooo original

Better than being called a mushroom. Maybe you aren't a pumpkin. Maybe you're a witch.

Then I’ll curse you and turn you into an actual mushroom

I'm already 15% mushroom. Technically.

So you admit your hair looks like a mushroom?

Eh, maybe. Careful, I might be poisonous.

Only poisonous to my happiness

No one forced you to sneak into MY party. You can leave. Bye-bye.

I didn’t sneak in I was invited. You’re just mad that everyone likes me better!

Lucas doesn't count. You've invaded his brain with your witchy girl hormones. El likes me best. So does Will. Dustin too, probably.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they do…

Yes they do! @ask-1985-hopper tell her.

Yea… I’m just gonna stay waayyyy out of this…

Hi Lucas!

Howdy El!

How have you been? :D

Oh you know just hanging around the mall… and trying to win back Max

Sounds fun! I’ve also been hanging around the mall, with Max! Good luck getting her back.. You two are so cute together. 🙃

Hey pumpkin poo...pooper.

Pumpkin, because my hair’s orange soooo original

Better than being called a mushroom. Maybe you aren't a pumpkin. Maybe you're a witch.

Then I’ll curse you and turn you into an actual mushroom

I'm already 15% mushroom. Technically.

So you admit your hair looks like a mushroom?

Eh, maybe. Careful, I might be poisonous.

Only poisonous to my happiness

No one forced you to sneak into MY party. You can leave. Bye-bye.

I didn’t sneak in I was invited. You’re just mad that everyone likes me better!

Lucas doesn't count. You've invaded his brain with your witchy girl hormones. El likes me best. So does Will. Dustin too, probably.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they do…

Yes they do! @ask-1985-hopper tell her.

Seriously? You're supposed to pick me.

Alrrighhttt fine :) I like you best, Mikey.

Hey pumpkin poo...pooper.

Pumpkin, because my hair’s orange soooo original

Better than being called a mushroom. Maybe you aren't a pumpkin. Maybe you're a witch.

Then I’ll curse you and turn you into an actual mushroom

I'm already 15% mushroom. Technically.

So you admit your hair looks like a mushroom?

Eh, maybe. Careful, I might be poisonous.

Only poisonous to my happiness

No one forced you to sneak into MY party. You can leave. Bye-bye.

I didn’t sneak in I was invited. You’re just mad that everyone likes me better!

Lucas doesn't count. You've invaded his brain with your witchy girl hormones. El likes me best. So does Will. Dustin too, probably.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they do…

Yes they do! @ask-1985-hopper tell her.

Yea… I’m just gonna stay waayyyy out of this…

Hi Lucas!

Howdy El!

How have you been? :D

Hey pumpkin poo...pooper.

Pumpkin, because my hair’s orange soooo original

Better than being called a mushroom. Maybe you aren't a pumpkin. Maybe you're a witch.

Then I’ll curse you and turn you into an actual mushroom

I'm already 15% mushroom. Technically.

So you admit your hair looks like a mushroom?

Eh, maybe. Careful, I might be poisonous.

Only poisonous to my happiness

No one forced you to sneak into MY party. You can leave. Bye-bye.

I didn’t sneak in I was invited. You’re just mad that everyone likes me better!

Lucas doesn't count. You've invaded his brain with your witchy girl hormones. El likes me best. So does Will. Dustin too, probably.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they do…

Yes they do! @ask-1985-hopper tell her.

Yea… I’m just gonna stay waayyyy out of this…

Hi Lucas!

I’m doing great! How are you? :)