[sciencing intensifies]

i honestly h-h-ave n-no idea w-w-what's goin' on right n-now.

i j-j-ust woke up and they w-w-were naked a-a-and there's a dead fella and a c-cat w-w-with a laser on its side.

He lasted just about as long as i thought he would

Seriously, if they'll have me? Tooo oo oo taaal lly yyyy.

ARE  YO U THE ONE WHO MADE 103

There is nothing significant about this, so I put a placeholder picture just so it wouldn't be something even more stupid.

Is this a game you really wanna play with me right now, kid?

I was about to pop another motherfucker in the neck if shit kept happenin'. Thank fuckin' Christ, I can actually get some sCIENCE DONE NOW........

Someone strangled him and then accidentally broke his neck.

And then someone else dropped a lamp on him.

I just realized that probably looked really bad!

I promise I didn't do anything unorthodox, I gave it anesthetic and most all of my tools are clean! It's not like I just carved its eye out with a rusty scalpel!

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