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noise dept.
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cherry valley forever
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@ashweebaby6
I don't know why this is the first read through where I viscerally felt that Jonathan knows he's being fed on. Like he knows knows that the fresh blood on the count's mouth is his own, that the leech is gorged from feasting on him. And yet he still went through the monster's pockets, still bashed him with the shovel, still wrote it all down methodically. I just can't.
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Jonathan Harker today:
I am left alone in the castle with those awful women. To be more specific, I love my girlfriend Mina, and Mina is a woman, thus I do not hate women, but these three vampire ladies absolutely suck. Anyway I’m gonna try and climb down the walls of the castle and down the ravine into the valley below. If I fall and die, then at least I’ll die still a human with my soul intact. Goodbye Mina! And everyone else but mostly Mina!
They supporting
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
More from the notes:
I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
@introvertsnation
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They’re insufferable actually
roommate texted this to me……..
update on this from my (now former) roommate:
Op didn't stop on the part where they are also a love interest
Op didn’t stop on
the part where they are also
a love interest
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.
No subscription. Just program.
On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.
Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.
I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.
Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.
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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit
A story in three parts
Does anyone have this picture
But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title
I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it
This image?
YES
PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)
+ bonus italian navy vessel
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
i don't know if accidentally giving your cat a wig when you cuddle them is a plus side or down side of having long hair
