Gibbon!

So Chuckability is measuring if the average person can chuck a guy - Little Guys like Bowser (of Koopa King fame) have 0 chuckability, because the average person is NOT Super Mario. The chuck needs to be a complete arc, landing on the ground some distance away - This is why flying/hovering guys do not get points in chuckability, much to the chagrin of all my ornithologist followers. There are some other obvious disqualifiers as well - the guy can't be too heavy or unwieldly like, oh I don't know, let's say a bottle nosed dolphin. The guy has to be tangible in order to even attempt the chuck, for instance, oh I don't know, just off the top of my dome, a purely digital avatar of a bottle nosed dolphin. Danger is factored in on a case-by-case basis. Sometimes a Little Guy who does not want to be chucked will try and fight back, sometimes they pose a danger passively that makes them impossible to pick up. It depends on the guy! Sometimes they have some other non-hazardous attribute that just makes them impossible to pick up. The final Chuckability score is an aggregate of how nice/easy a guy is to chuck, and distance chucked. A little guy who is a baseball is 3 star chuckability. A paper airplane might also get 3 chuckability, under the right conditions, but the delicate technique required to achieve distance on that bad boy is straying away from what is commonly understood to be a 'chuck', which is more of a rough throw than a delicate dart tossing. BUT I DIGRESS. We got ourselves a full grown fantasy Dwarf here, trained and ready for combat, so he weighs in at about 130kg. Factor in his plate armor at ~25kg, plus all his equipment, we'll put his total weight at ~185kg. So, if you are pretty strong, you could bear hug this guy and hoist him off the ground. But then you'd drop him! Even without his equipment, he is well outside the chucking range of professional athletes, even some of the strongest people in the world.

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