stressed student hours

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

Cis people simply don’t understand that the entire harry potter franchise is basically a hate symbol these days

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

sanuso is a great ship because they're both sopping wet dogs

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook