i'm a bitch, i'm a boss.

Don’t I know it!

You ain’t said nothing but a word! We will def come.

It was but I am starting to look on the bright side. You know I can’t stay in self pity for more than a few moments. 

Okay that is amazing!!! I am going to check a show out soon cause we both know how amazing you are.

That makes two of us, darling. Nobody likes a pity party.

Oh wow! I’m really gonna be getting the full experience, huh? I’ll make sure I’m there by 7:15 just so I can get a couple of drinks and find somewhere good to sit.

I haven’t stepped my foot into the drag world yet, and this open invitation is making me think I should finally see what all the glitz and glamour is about. What time does the show start?

Well Ellie has one hell of a publicist.

Okay can somebody tell me what the hell an NFT is? Somebody tried to pay for fixing their car today with one, and after I stopped laughing I had to break it to them that it’s cash, credit, or take a cab and get out of here.

If you worked at a hotel and wanted some extra perks for, say… employee of the month, what might be some suggestions? After Spring Break, everyone has been run down and I need some kind of incentive around here. Any and all, please!

Sorry I have been MIA I had a little slip and twisted my ankle on stage during rehearsals the other day. So for the next few shows guess who is gonna be seated singing her heart out. Anyways how is everyone else?

Well that sounds tragic. I’ve had my share of incidents on stage so I understand the pain - here’s hoping you heal quickly, my dear.

-- | AN INTRODUCTION TO ASH.