she said this to RuPaul

and she was right

you may notice i use the phrase “my beloved” frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

girl help the pessimists found me

“girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me”

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

the only miss whose piss i sippie

I wanna be soft with someone and not regret it after

The real flex is keeping your heart soft and your boundaries strong.

having time vs. making time. there’s a difference.

I did it outta love so you don’t owe me shit

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

no offense but if you have ever been kind to me i have never forgotten it