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crabussy

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

crabussy

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

crabussy

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

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w-for-wumbo

it’s time

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ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

ewaneneollav

it’s time

slydilustrous

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

hockeylvr42

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

edeneye30

I T S T I M E

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ITS TIME

flynn-science

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

aesthetjic

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

ultxmately

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ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

aquilacalvitium

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

aceofspades-lena

it’s time.

rainbowsylvie

Time

dark-eyed-harmothoe

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

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>??>?>??

that-one-nerdling

CREPPY

primus3510

It’s MARCH!!!

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MARCH 2020 BOISSSS

sparkyblizz

Chaos is my middle name

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March 2021 here we go

night-dragon937

it’s spoopy time! :D considering putting my halloween decor back up just for the meme lmao

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It’s time!!!!!!!!

uvindi

ITS TIME

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IT’S TIME

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IT’S TIME

seductive-pear

you liTTLE FUCKERS ITS MARCH

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happy march halloween times!

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Official graveyard post

arelenforyadarlin

Guys it’s fucking June

HALLOWEEN IS SOON BITCHES

softholly

HALLOWEEN

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HALLOWEEN

bedupolker

The kids learn a new word

onlytiktoks

sublimeobjectenthusiast

yamada-ryo

"hey boss we gotta find someone to voice the character who will, by the end of the movie, look directly into the camera and say 'I have gender dysphoria'. who should we get"

"uhh idk get kirito sao's voice actor"

"perfect"

^what were they thinking

angremlin

The thought process:

4-murasame

YES! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE! I READ EVERY VOLUME OF THE SWORD ART ONLINE LIGHT NOVELS AND I CAN TELL YOU KIRITO IS A TRANS WOMAN IN THE ORIGINAL LIGHT NOVELS! THIS ISN'T A BIT! SHE TRANSITIONS! SHE GOES BY SAYUKI NOW!

^^^^^^^THIS IS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE IN 2045! SHE STRUGGLES WITH GENDER DYSPHORIA THROUGH THE SERIES AND IN SAO'S BORUTO-TYPE SERIES SHE RETURNS AS A WOMAN!!!! THIS IS, AGAIN, NOT A BIT!!!! THE ANIME MANGLES HER SO BAD!!!!!!!

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yamada-ryo

"hey boss we gotta find someone to voice the character who will, by the end of the movie, look directly into the camera and say 'I have gender dysphoria'. who should we get"

"uhh idk get kirito sao's voice actor"

"perfect"

^what were they thinking

angremlin

The thought process:

4-murasame

YES! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE! I READ EVERY VOLUME OF THE SWORD ART ONLINE LIGHT NOVELS AND I CAN TELL YOU KIRITO IS A TRANS WOMAN IN THE ORIGINAL LIGHT NOVELS! THIS ISN'T A BIT! SHE TRANSITIONS! SHE GOES BY SAYUKI NOW!

^^^^^^^THIS IS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE IN 2045! SHE STRUGGLES WITH GENDER DYSPHORIA THROUGH THE SERIES AND IN SAO'S BORUTO-TYPE SERIES SHE RETURNS AS A WOMAN!!!! THIS IS, AGAIN, NOT A BIT!!!! THE ANIME MANGLES HER SO BAD!!!!!!!

I'm on day 5 of HRT and my nipple already hurts. Wtf, is it meant to be this fast?

thememedaddy

worrywrite

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

jame7t

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

cryptotheism

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

betterbemeta

He didn't want to talk to you.

swaglexander-the-great

findingfeather

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

elodieunderglass

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

darkwizardtheorist

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

singerin

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LEGENDARY GRANDMA PULL TODAY AT WORK

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Visit Original Link

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holy shit

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orchidvioletindigo

My boss keeps listening to this song at work and I cannot hear it without thinking of this post

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cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

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cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

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I’m coming for them.

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cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

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cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

isuggestforcefem

I’m coming for them.

chemicahs

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

icksludge

intersring dish. drop the recipe

chemicahs

Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)

One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.

But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.

Ingredients:

- butter

- bread

Directions:

Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.

icksludge

2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡

eternalcyclicality

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