Zaczac

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

remus and james like to sit and people-watch together and by people-watch, i mean collectively judge the ever loving fuck out of everybody and they don't even hide it well.

james adopting a cat

In ten years, the marauders fandom is just gonna be full of current fans saying, "I saw the birth, life, and death of Hornkus Binglefuck, you new gens don't know anything," and I can't wait to be one of them.