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as the upcoming version of Cookie Clicker is now localized in multiple languages i’ve had to deal with the eventuality of players naming themselves with something other than plain latin alphabet characters, and to account for this i’ve simply had to replace

with

it just works!

#it do be like that #reblog

ashitposterlearnstocode

Me: I want to plot 2 completely unrelated datasets and display them next to each other, how do I do that

Google: you want to display different columns of the same data set next to each other?

Me: no the data comes from two separate arrays, they’re not related, I just wanna see them

Google: they come from the same place you mean??

Me: NO. They have NOTHING to do with each other. One of them may as well be “how many clowns are in LA per year” and the other one “size of the plant in my house over time”

Google: ok so you take the first colomn and the second colomn of the singular dataset you are using-

Me: *cries over graphs*

ashitposterlearnstocode

Ok I figured it out by Frankensteining 3 different answers together that was a mess

ashitposterlearnstocode

I ENDED UP NOT USING ANY OF THIS AT ALL

Like 6 hours of work culminating in a nice looking graph that would then immediately get thrown out :_)

#rip me #I mean I guess I needed the graph to know whether or not to throw it out so it’s not a total loss?

ashitposterlearnstocode

Me: I want to plot 2 completely unrelated datasets and display them next to each other, how do I do that

Google: you want to display different columns of the same data set next to each other?

Me: no the data comes from two separate arrays, they’re not related, I just wanna see them

Google: they come from the same place you mean??

Me: NO. They have NOTHING to do with each other. One of them may as well be “how many clowns are in LA per year” and the other one “size of the plant in my house over time”

Google: ok so you take the first colomn and the second colomn of the singular dataset you are using-

Me: *cries over graphs*

ashitposterlearnstocode

Ok I figured it out by Frankensteining 3 different answers together that was a mess

#and it ended up being like 4 lines of code....

Me: I want to plot 2 completely unrelated datasets and display them next to each other, how do I do that

Google: you want to display different columns of the same data set next to each other?

Me: no the data comes from two separate arrays, they’re not related, I just wanna see them

Google: they come from the same place you mean??

Me: NO. They have NOTHING to do with each other. One of them may as well be “how many clowns are in LA per year” and the other one “size of the plant in my house over time”

Google: ok so you take the first colomn and the second colomn of the singular dataset you are using-

Me: *cries over graphs*

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Using C in one class and Python in another is giving me whiplash cause C’s is like

“you have to let me know me beforehand what type of variable explicitly this is when you declare it, and don’t forget to initialize it or else it will be filled with random numbers, and you have to manually tell me exactly how many bits of memory this string is going to need and if you forget 1 semicolon Nothing Will Work”

meanwhile Python is like

“what type variable is this? You don’t need to know that, silly. How is any of this working? You don’t need to know that either! Stop asking questions and let just me take care of it :).”

#c language #Python #programming

I can’t be the only one that has to use a different color theme for their IDE depending on what language I am currently coding in, right? Right??

#people make fun of me for not using dark theme all the time but it doesn’t look like Java if it’s not default light theme I’m sorry #programming #IDEs

Development environment: *has a perfectly good UI and takes maybe 4 clicks to start a new project*

The beginner tutorial for it: “so to start your “hello world” project, what you’re gonna do is open the command line and type in-”

#‘this is for beginners but also youre not allowed to rightclick to make a new folder’#youre not allowed to do ANYTHING with buttons #download this pre made package!! we’re starting on level 6 instead of 1!!#programming #tutorials

“Any NP-Complete problem can be reduced to any other NP-complete problem and you can just keep doing that in a loop if you so choose. In other words, NP-complete go brrrrr.”

-My actual Discrete Mathmatics professor today in class

#school #class #discrete math #thing goes brrrrr

clockworkrobotic

me: starts typing a new line of code

coding software: WHat IS THat??? whAT Th?E FuCK Is thAT??? WHat arE YoU ???DOInG ThaTs nOt? ReAL cODE?????

me: finishes typing the line

coding software: :)

#yep #reblog

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TIL that a half-byte is sometimes called a “nibble”

Computer Scientists continue to be the only scientists that name things good

#hey i remebered this blog exists #programing #computer science #meanwhile over in physicsland they’re like ‘i will name this property after ME’#‘what does it DO you ask? well youre gonna have to read all this jargon to find out’

When will I learn

To check and see if Java already has the thing I’m trying to build before I spend two days staring at error messages on a tiny laptop screen

#it always does!!!!!!#when will i learn!!#java #programming #java programming

#coding #programing #spongebob

Practice question for a specific concept: ok it’s easy but first we have to set up [other concept I’m not good at] in a helper function

Me: ok well guess I’m spending all of today learning about this other thing huh

#programming #will someone please make up a pure practice question

Test: this question is only worth a few points because it’s basically just asking what this code snippet’s function is when it’s ~super obvious~ at a glance what it does

Me, who has to test my own code every few seconds to see what it does:

#i hate this #‘it reverses the linked list’ does it??? thats what it does??? are you sure????

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When you run your code with the first test case and it works perfectly: