i decided that in honor of chapter 5 releasing soon i would finally put my big kid pants on and finish the weird route (i’ve attempted many times, have not succeeded)
i cannot tell you the number of times i’ve had to restart chapters because i fucked up. i fucked up chapter 2 because i didn’t go to spamton alleyway. then i decided to do sword route while i was at torturing kris, and i fucked that up MANY times (i got a rank at first, then fucked up a few times trying to get s rank and decided to get z rank, then i realized when i got to the rhythm mini game that i would have to do poorly on that and that hurt my heart so much that i redid EVERYTHING again in order to get s rank, looking up how to get it and finding that i could buy it— which i didnt need to do anyway because in getting the points it got me an s rank— so that wasn’t great), and i just fucked up chapter 4 because i didn’t jump kris fast enough (thankfully that was a MUCH faster fix then my previous fuck ups)
also i keep forgetting im playing the weird route and im just enjoying my best deltarune playthrough and then im like “omg kris aren’t we so happy!” and then i realize i[‘m] forc[ed/ing] kris into a toxic straight marriage. on that note my favorite joke throughout this entire thing is whenever there’s snowgrave shit i say “omg kris i can’t believe we just made noelle do that!!!” and i like to imagine kris mentally putting me in a trash can and beating the shit out of me <3
update i just realized the knight fight was so difficult because i didn’t fucking equip the god damn shadow mantle, like a dumbass
