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they hate each other.
hey bestie you forgot the poll
oh sorry
would you kill and eat these animals?
yes
no
I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.
sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again
would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?
yes
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the best part about having a job is knowing things that others have either never thought about or couldnāt possibly know. the worst part is everything else
Man i hate deltarune because the creator can post a picture of a snake with a beard on twitter and all of us are like Jesus Christ The Raptures Coming
like tell me how the fuck we guess that ralsei was gonna have a ānewā look for chapter 5? because the āevidenceā was a clip from a fight that ālooked like ralsei was copy and pasted inā DESPITE THE FACT THAT IN GAME RALSEI HAS HIS NORMAL LOOK DURING THAT FIGHT???? ARE WE JUST GUESS WORK GODS? DID TOBY āRADIATIONā āPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP CALLING ME RADIATIONā FOX ACTIVELY MAKE HIM LOOK COPY AND PASTED IN AS A LITTLE HINT? AND EVEN IF THE LATTER WAS TRUE HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THE MESSAGE?
Deltarune spoilers for weird route and long theory time
Ok so... what if the end of the of the prophecy was actually the weird route in chapter five where kris and noelle drown themselves?
EVIDENCE:
Firstly, If you abort the weird route, upon meeting ralsei in the dark world, he's very concerned about kris, and is relieved that they're okay, So it implies she knows something bad could've happened to kris.
Secondly, Susie is VERY determined not to let the final panel of the prophecy happen, and yeah, obviously she wouldn't want her best friend and girlfriend to die.
But susie is also where this theory kind of contradicts itself.
Because something else i consider to be evidence for this theory, is Susie's behavior leading up to the lake scene. She seems very hesitant to let kris go, She's trying to distract them with a bunch of extra stuff, and she talks about their future together.
But if she knows what's happen, why is she letting them go in the first place?
But even with that it mind, the theory could still work. The prophecy is vague enough for it to be plausible that susie and ralsei are concerned, but don't know what exactly is going to happen and how to prevent it.
And I also am aware of the fact that the whole theme of the weird route is doing things that you're not supposed to, and "breaking the rules of the game" and this theory is kind of directly contradicting that.
Idk, I just wanted to share my theory
hey man iāve heard the theory that in trying to push away from the prophecy in the weird route, we bring it to fruition a lot even before chapter 5 release, so not that weird of a theory. plus susie mentions ākris obviously wont let that happenā why kris specifically? why not ralsei obviously, since he actually knows the prophecy, or even herself?

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I'm not saying she's completely perfect, but she really is trying her damndest!
thereās only so much time in the day bro š
she literally spends all day with kris and she wants to spend a little bit with her crush? bro.
and ik we know that kris likes her, BUT SHE DONāT. that mf so blind kris could kiss her and sheād just be like āahh yes, kissing homies.ā NOELLE COULD DO THAT AND SHED SAY THE SAME THING JUST WITH A LITTLE MORE BLUSH!!!!
imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable
i CAN walk ten minutes next to a highway just to get to where i want. but is it safe? is it comfortable? can everyone do that? no to all of them. humans CAN do a lot of stuff. but walkable means that thereās a small chance of me fucking dying when i decide to walk to my local bakery with my disabled friend
i dont WANT pride months to be over,
on the other hand...
replaying deltarune so i can have a perfect save and⦠(weird route spoilers)
yall chapter 2 full mercy route has SO MANY references to chapter 5 weird route. one notable one (and the reason iām making this post) is when noelle says that susie isnāt afraid to break the rules during the ferris wheel scene, one of the options is āletās do something crazyā
ptsd made me choose the nuts oneā¦
and ralsei asking what āralsei-likeā even is (after talking about how itās good susie and kris are susie and kris respectively, and you say that youāre glad ralsei is ralsei), like how noelle was talking about how kris stopped being kris and how she wanted to stop being noelle
thereās definitely more but those are the main eye catchers for me
Thinking of how the Shadow Crystal Bosses relate and compare to the Fun Gang, and to the themes of connections and fears and hopes. I think you can argue that the Shadow Crystal Bosses of the first three Chapters mirror the three members of the Fun Gang, and specifically mirror their fears and the idea of them becoming the worst versions of themselves via isolation.
Jevil and Susie are both violence-happy forces of chaos who love to Fight, and manage to become āfreeā of the limitations the World places on them by simply denying they existā¦
But Susie found new sources of joy and fun via her connections, as well as a desire for a Freedom that involves a true Happily Ever After with her friends, thatās harder to achieve than Jevilās idea of āFreedomā. And Jevil himselfā¦Well, he literally says that he āgrows lonely in his little freedomā, and his backstory is based around him being betrayed and tricked by his only friend, Seam. When being betrayed and tricked by her friends was then established to be one of Susieās biggest fears and most hated things.
I mean, Susie being locked up in prison after being betrayed by a close friend because her violence-happy attitude made her a danger to Card Kingdom and to King is literally a thing that happened in Chapter 1. Jevil is simply a reflection of what wouldāve happened to Susie if she never managed to escape, and never managed to reconcile with Lancer, and just gave into her worst urges, as she was left with nothing except FIGHTing.
The Spamton-Kris parallels have been some of the most talked-about aspects of the game since Chapter 2 first dropped. Yāknow, heās controlled by both metaphysical puppet-strings and a Mysterious Voice on the Phone, heās Ontologically Doomed to be a dishonest scam-artist (while Kris feels forced to participate in the Knight Conspiracy and thus also forced to lie and trick their closest friends) and heās profoundly lonely because all of this shit ended up driving away every friend he ever had. And then Kris, as part of moving along Spamtonās Shadow Crystal quest, ends up isolating themself further from their friendsā¦
Probably because they need to keep certain Secrets safe, for the sake of their own Mysterious Voice on the Phoneā¦
By the end of the Battle, Spamton NEO stops obsessing over and projecting on Kris individually and comes to respect all three Delta Warriors and the strength they possess together. But I feel like Kris must still fear they are still the most like Spamton in this situation, a lonely puppet that will drive away anyone that has ever cared for them and cannot survive without their puppet-strings.
Then for Chapter 3⦠well, determining who should count as The Shadow Crystal Boss is kinda complicated (and the Knight specifically is so Mysterious at the moment, itās hard to draw a lot of parallels), but I think that if weāre looking for a Ralsei parallel that has fallen into their worst impulses and fears due to isolation, than the obvious candidate should be Ramb. A Darkner with a smartass streak, dedicated to his āpurposeā of making Kris Happy above all else, to the point of becoming a Literal Pushover for themā¦
Only Rambās so dedicated to Kris above all else that it drove away any other connection he couldāve made (unlike Ralsei, who learns to live for themself and the true nature of friendship via the other connections they make, most notably with Susie) Ramb ended up lonely and rejected by even the world he lived inā¦. And by all accounts Kris didnāt even care for him that much.
Now with Gerson and Pink, I think this theme of paralleling the Fun Gang continues, but now with a more hopeful, positive twist. This round of Shadow Crystal Bosses instead represent the Delta Warriorsā hopes and the positive potential for growth they could have via connections with others.
Gerson, like Susie, is a hopeful Rude-Buster-using reptilian Monster Warrior that calls to mind Undyne Undertale to some degree, and he both represents the potential Susie could have if she was accepted and supported by the people of Hometown instead of being treated like an outsider and a pariah, and an important connection that couldāve allowed Susie to reach that potential earlier, if only he was still part of Hometown when she moved in.
And Pink is, much like Spamton, clearly meant as a parallel to Kris' situation. Not a direct one-to-one to their situation, again, like Spamton wasn't a one-to-one either, but where the salesman interpret the situation in the worst, most negative, most pessimistic way possible - Pink serves as the most optimistic possible lens on Kris' situation. You can say that if Gerson represents a 'What If' for Susie if she was accepted into Hometown's community, Pink represents a 'What If' where the SOUL and Kris got to choose each other, rather than being forced together.
But the most important part here is how Pink managed to resolve the issues and disagreements between her Body and her Ghost, by having a conversation, developing an actual connection. Another thing the SOUL and Kris never had a chance to do. And then also Pink being a non-Flower accepted as a 'big sister' among the Flowers is another Kris-parallel, a Darkner/Ghost adopted by Flowers and a Human adopted by Monsters. And Pink seems to actually explain the situation with her Body and her Ghost to Orange, at least (alongside obviously the Fun Gang knowing about it).
Kris has been so isolated through the fact nobody knows what they're going through (much like Spamton has become isolated from the whole of Cyber Society by being made aware of the Incomprehensible Horrors), but Pink also represents the hope of how reaching out to their loved ones, explaining what they are now, could make them feel so much less alone. It's just a question of whatever Kris will take the hint, if they even can take this advice in their current circumstances.
Then, if this is the pattern for this round of Shadow Crystal Bosses... I know it's said that Pink is going to be the last one...
But, like, seeing how there's two more Chapters left, my guess is that we have at least one more fight to look forward to with this side-quest. Probably against Seam, to earn that hinted-at 'Pure Crystal'.
And Seam would make sense as another Ralsei parallel, both are Mages, Ralsei is (probably) not literally a plush toy like Seam is but they certainly have Plush Toy Vibes, both grew from a feeling of hopelessness and helplessness to gaining a sense of hope againā¦
And Seam also seems to have some connection with Asriel, maybe they used to be his plush toy or something?
But⦠while I can see post-Shadow-Crystal-Quest Seam being maybe the more positive and optimistic counterpart to where Ralsei is right now, I dunno if thereās necessarily the angle of connections vs. isolation being the important factor. Like, Iād say that right it seems Ralsei is less isolated than Seam, that outside of a few interactions they have with the Fun Gang and a few mentions of fucking around with other Castle Town Residents and the like, their only real friend is still the one they locked away all these years ago.
(Hell, you can argue that we try to think up what sort of character would be the more Hopeful and Positive version of Ralsei due to having made stronger connections, that character already exists and this is Flowery. Another Flowey/Asriel analogue with Meta Knowledge who has all the confidence Ralsei lacks and breaks all the rules Ralsei is afraid to⦠for the sake of protecting his Family).
Itās possible thatās part of the point, that if Gerson and Pink exist to show what Susie and Kris could achieve through the power of connections, that Seam counterbalances it by showing what Ralsei can be if theyāre able to stand on their own. That becoming too isolated is dangerous to Ralsei, as Rambās story demonstrates, but as much as they need connections, they also need to learn how to be independent, and that is what Seamās story will represent to Ralsei.
Or maybe Seamās newfound sense of hope will motivate them to try to reunite with their old Chaos-loving friendā¦
Or maybe Iām just totally wrong about all of this lol
Weāll just have to wait and see, I guessā¦
itās also possible that the ralsei parallel wonāt be seam, but instead a side character to his shadow boss story. since ramb isnāt himself a shadow but, but an enabler, so to say, or a key (an object). but the knight and eram are the only fights we get out of chapter 3. it also makes sense due to the role that ralsei often plays, especially when lightners aside from kris and susie are present (noelle and berdly in chapter 2, asgore in chapter 5, and even gerson to a certain extent in chapter 4). Or maybe itās sometime else, maybe your right about the independence he needs and we will FINALLY get a ralsei solo fight. please please please tobias āradiationā āstop calling me radiation it was one songā fox it would be SOOOO peak we already have so many solo fights with but kris and susie please please please i BEG

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Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.
rancid vibes are off the charts and im LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!!!
Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.
mb, ralsei has protestant guilt
It's so easy to relegate Ralsei to the background when Noelle and Berdly appear... both through the lens of the game and the fandom.
There's something that really intrigues me about Ralsei and his role in the Fun Gang as soon as these two characters join... both in the story and in a large part of the fan content, he's immediately adapted and relegated to the background. It's incredibly easy to do; it almost goes unnoticed.
Like please. He's LITERALLY in the dark. Away from the path susie and kris are on. Definitely not on the spotlight.
I've seen many people point out that Ralsei is often left out of memes, content, etc., as soon as Noelle and Berdly enter the scene. It's true, Ralsei can't go to the Light World, so it makes sense, but ultimately, logic can be ignored in memes and low-quality posts. The thing is, this even happens in content from this group in the Dark World. I'm not trying to criticize this complaint or anything; it's just a general observation.

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[IDs: A series of barebones powerpoint slides made of text and occasional pictures. Text is in all lowercase and written with texting abbreviations. The slides go as follows:
1: Introductory slide, titling the slide show: āWriting Amputees / by me, mud-footā. In small text underneath, it says āCredentials: I have 1 handā
2: Title: āStep 1ā. Text: āThere are 2 types of amputees and they have REALLY different outlooks so you gotta decide which type of amputee your character isā.
3: Title: āCongenital Limb Differencesā. In small text, it says āIām this oneā. Bullet list reads:
āāI was born like this and it doesnāt bother me!ā
Usually affects left arm for some reason? Nobody knows why
Nemoās lucky fin is a good example
Like good to the point where thereās a whole organization about limb differences named after itā
Thereās a picture of the aforementioned projectās symbol. Itās a white oval with a red border that has text on it reading, āLucky Fin Project / Celebrate. Educate. Support. Unite.ā And two black colored handprints with four fingers missing from one of them. An arrow points to it and says, āCool people made thisā.
At the side is written āExamples:ā. Underneath it are stacked pictures of Nemo from Finding Nemo (picture is an animated goldfish with a smile) and Furiosa from Mad Max Fury Road (picture is a light skinned person in the middle of action, holding a gun with their right arm bent at the elbow. Their left arm is missing, except for a small bit under the shoulder). Text under Furiosa reads, āFuriosaās a good example too, canāt quite put my finger on why thoughā.
Slide 4: Title: āAmputee Amputeesā. Small text explains: ā'Like likeā as opposed to ālikeāā. Bullet list reads:
āWhat people usually think of when thinking āamputeeā
Became amputees after traumatic thing
Experience phantom pains, tend to be bothered by limb difference
Not always though
Olā Luke doesnāt seem too upset for exampleā
At the side is written āExamples:ā. Underneath it are stacked pictures. One of them is an illustration detailing multiple angles of a light skinned blond person with their hair in a braid, wearing white shorts. Their right arm from the shoulder and left leg from the knee are robotic prosthetics. There are close-ups of the prosthetics. Second picture is of Luke Skywalker (a light skinned man) from Star Wars, with his arms raised, showing that his right hand is a prosthetic. Itās circled in red, and an arrow points to it, saying āY'all forgot about this one didnāt yaā in all caps. Next to Luke is written, ā'Oh Luke Skywalker, heās one of us abled peopleā Think again loserā. The last part is in all caps.
Slide 5: Title: āTelling Them Apart?ā Text: āCongenital limb differences tend to have little vestigial finger stubs. Traumatic amputees have scarring. Thatās basically it, you canāt really tell without getting uncomfortably close.ā
Slide 6: Title: āStep 2: Prosthetics vs Adaptive Devicesā. Bullet list reads:
āProsthetics replace something, adaptive devices work with whatās there
Prosthetics are really expensive and insurance wonāt pay for them
Adaptive devices are āI need help opening this peanut butter jar so Iām gonna duct tape a spoon to itā
Honestly if you ask me adaptive devices work better
I think prosthetics sometimes make people feel better if theyāre traumatic amputees and miss their arm? I donāt know thoughā
Small text underneath notes, āCongenital limb difference people tend to like adaptive devices moreā.
Slide 7: Title: āAdaptive Devices Cont.ā Thereās a picture of a kid with chin length dark hair and bangs in front of a bunch of other kids, holding a pink marker with the help of some white tape. Thereās an arrow pointing to an off-screen person, whose blond hair is just a bit visible. Arrow reads, ā(Thatās my hair)ā.
Text to the left of the picture reads, āNo, Iām serious. I helped make this adaptive device so this kid could hold markers. Basically what we did was tape the markers to her hand.ā An arrow points towards the picture.
A second paragraph underneath says, āIām biased toward these because the focus is on changing the rest of the world, not you, and to be honest if you tried to change me Iād probably slap you.ā
Slide 8: Title: āProsthetics Cont.ā. Small text informs, āPerson who makes prosthetics = prosthetist. Works with amputees on a personal basis.ā There are a bunch of green dollar signs scattered across the slide, and three pictures with text about them.
First picture is an unattached prosthetic with a clear arm as long as half a forearm, showing wiring inside, and a yellow plastic hand in an open grabbing position. Text underneath uses dollar signs in place of the letter S. It reads, āMyoelectric- Basically a glorified pincher arm (See below). Can only pinch, takes a long time to get used to.ā
The mentioned picture below is a prosthetic arm. The joins are rounded, the prosthetic is to be attached from the shoulder. The hand part is thin metal made for pinching, and doesnāt resemble a hand. Text next to the picture, using dollar signs for the letter S, says, āTheyāre always making new improvements in prosthetic tech but unless your character knows like Tony Stark they probably canāt afford themā.
Third picture is titled āCosmetic Prostheticsā, and show multiple realistic prosthetics, of arms, hands, legs, an ear, an eye and multiple fingers. Once again with dollar signs in place of Sās, text underneath reads, āCosmetic prosthetic: Completely and utterly useless but makes you look ānormalā. Used both to make traumatic amputees more comfortable and avoid weirding out normies.ā Smaller text under that without the dollar signs reads, āHonestly I hate them because of the focus on looking ānormalā and the fact that you guys can kiss my butt but some people like them.ā
Slide 9: Title: āStep 3: Jokesā. Bullet list reads:
āThe number one thing missing from all media involving amputees
Except Toy Story if you wanna count that
Edward Elric gets whacked with his arm a couple times that could count too
These jokes are universal for all amputees. Iāve never met one who doesnāt make 'whereās my handā jokesā
A series of pictures show the joke from Toy Story. In the first picture, Woody, a toy cowboy, has his hands open as he says, āBuzz, will you get up here and give me a hand?ā. In the second picture, he looks down at the floor, where lays an unattached arm. In the third picture, heās frowning as he exclaims, āThatās very funny, Buzz. This is serious!ā. Small text next to it says, āThe best scene in anything ever.ā
Slide 10: Title: āBad Jokesā. Bullet list reads:
āHangman jokes
Donāt do it, theyāre really uncomfortable to hearā
There are two pictures. One is a meme. A white person sits on a red armchair, pointing at an empty canvas with a stick. Text on the meme reads, āIf I ever saw an amputee getting hanged / Iād probably just start calling out letters.ā Text underneath the picture commentates, āThank you white dude with bad haircut, I feel loved now /sarcasmā.
Second picture is a 3D-animated gingerbread man missing his right leg, using a candy cane as an underarm crutch. Text underneath reads, āGingerbread man jokes make me uncomfortable too but I donāt know if thatās just me.ā
Slide 11: Title: āGood Jokesā. Bullet list reads:
'Donāt get your hand caught in the mixer!ā *Holds up stump and screams* [start all caps] 'Oh God you were right, look what happened!ā [end all caps]
'Give me a handā 'I canāt, I have no hand to giveā 'I hate you, come help meā
Telling outrageous stories when people ask what happened to your hand and they arenāt gonna contradict you so they just believe you (to this day someone out there thinks I lost my hand fighting alligators)
I knew this one dude whoād leave his prosthetic places to freak people out because it was one of the really lifelike cosmetic ones"
Thereās a meme at the side. Itās a blue wheelchair sign, with text over it reading, āI have evolved / Past the need for legsā.
Slide 12: Title: āStep 4: Congrats you wrote an amputeeā. Small text reads, āGood for you, thanks for the representationā. End IDs]
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
Itās called a buntā¦. Not weed cigarette⦠And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They donāt look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Iām so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down Iām so mad.
YourĀ āweed smoking girlfriendā has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerpā¦. Donāt ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Donāt wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNINGĀ
Well that escalated quicklyā¦ā¦
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they arenāt worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. Iām yelling so loud and now Iām crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I canāt take anymore. Iām opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that āI HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDSā, āTHEY ALL KISS MEā, and āTHEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURRā.
and letās not forget the āBlaizā and her āwicked tatā, or that he doesnāt āwanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever againā, and that this is āthe FINAL FUCKING WARNINGā.
āthe goo pile that is now your bodyā
iām dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, itāll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot⦠*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omgĀ
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. Iām clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and heās muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals Iām still Ā at the bar. You look to the exit, thereās still time. But thereās not, thereās not, thereās not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. Ā I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I havenāt shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and Iām missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, itās like that only instead of boots itās my muscles and instead of walking itās punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family⦠Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insultedĀ theĀ Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing⦠no playing you fuck. No playing⦠it was real.. the realest thing Iāve ever know.. felt⦠Love. I loved them⦠Blaizā¦. Chas-Chas⦠Funk⦠I loved all three of em⦠but theyā¦*My face is wet with tears and Iām blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me⦠left⦠*Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?!Ā *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging.Ā āPft, you brought this upon yourself dude.ā He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me⦠* I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
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