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@ashironie
iām at work rn and the kitchen usually plays something different then the usual songs that play in the restaurant, which is fine. and when itās late they turn it up loud enough for the guests to hear, which is fine since weāre empty. and rn theyāre playing some freaky shit, which is fine we are all adults here
the issue is itās late. so the entire restaurant can hear their freaky music. i mean i guess itās fine if no one complains. they donāt pay me to give a gaf
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this came to me in a vision
me when bestie is gets phased but i donāt wanna be at work w/o them:
stop guilting people into reblogging
"reblog this if you--" no. im not reblogging. I don't care.
^^^ also reblog guilting is a plague upon people with OCD!!! don't do it!
āreblog this ifāā instantly makes me want to reblog it less. ESPECIALLY IF ITS āreblog gives me more engagement, so if you actually like my art reblogā no. i hate you. i was going to reblog it. but now i wont. specifically because you said that.
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reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: šš
having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: šš
my mom is irish white, so by extension my cousins are also irish white. me and my sister are mixed (mexican) so the sun doesnāt bother us as much.
at pride one of my cousins reminded the other to reapply (it had only been two hours and since they werenāt in the water they didnāt technically need to reapply, but they burn horribly so i wasnāt about to stop them) and the other cousin was trying to get out of it (little siblings, am i right? [im the youngest in my immediate family and the second youngest of all the cousins])
me and my cousin were trying to convince her to reapply and my sister just says, āto be fair iām not wearing sunscreen either, neither is [ashironie].ā
BITCH SHE DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW IM A HYPOCRITE. WE ARE BOTH SIGNIFICANTLY LESS LIKELY TO GET SKIN CANCER AND ALSO BY THE WAY I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW HORRIBLY THEY GET BURNED. MENTION THE FACT WE ARE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HYPOCRITE AFTER SHE PUTS ON SUNSCREEN (we failed to force her to put on sunscreen)
Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!
Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!
and then when you point out thatās bad shit crazy you have people say, āoh, you donāt want to protect the kids?ā
NO, BARBRA I JUST DONāT WANT RANDOM PEOPLEāS FUCKING CARS, THAT CAN AND DO GET CARJACKED ALL THE TIME, TO HAVE MY IDENTITY. NOR DO I THINK ITāS GOOD THAT KIDS DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO ANY KIND OF QUICK TRANSPORTATION ASIDE FROM GOVERNMENT MANDATED ONES. BECAUSE I THINK KIDSā ACCESS TO THINGS LIKE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS ARE KINDA FUCKING IMPORTANT ACTUALLY
Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."
I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.
C*nnot st*nd th* tr*nd *f c*nsoring *ny *nd *ll w*rds th*t d*scribe c*ncepts th*t m*ght m*ke y*u g* :( esp*cially wh*n th* c*nsoring *s d*ne *n th*t q*arter-assed w*y th*t's j*st 'd*d * l*l scr*bble ov*r * v*wel s* y*u kn*w th*t * kn*w th*s w*rd d*scribes * n*-n*."
*'m n*t ev*n g*ing t* b* v*gue ab*ut wh*t sp*rked th*s. D* n*t fucking c*nsor th* w*rd 'stole.' *'m *t m* fucking l*mit.
tw lying
Keep reading
people are really mad at me for this post. so i wanna give my apology (heads up, its pretty long)
Keep reading
i was like āwhy the fuck would you need a tw for lying?ā
and then i saw the post. me? i would never lie to anyone ever
(tw mentions of lying)
IM DONE ENDURING IM READY TO START LIVING
*more random bullshit happens*
fuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Hello, I've been playing deltarune recently
saw a chapter 5 deltarune video that reminded me of something:
during the scene where flowery shows asgore the cowboy show he says āmy humanā
and did likeā¦ did flowery justā¦ did heā¦ why did he say thatā¦? there are no humans aroundā¦ yellow hadnāt been revealed yet and flowery wasnāt talking to krisā¦ did he justā¦ did he just āmy n[word]ā asgoreā¦?
lets all be unlikable and not tell jevil
they hate each other.
hey bestie you forgot the poll
oh sorry
would you kill and eat these animals?
yes
no
I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.
sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again
would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?
yes
no
tumblr at its finest:
the best part about having a job is knowing things that others have either never thought about or couldnāt possibly know. the worst part is everything else
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Man i hate deltarune because the creator can post a picture of a snake with a beard on twitter and all of us are like Jesus Christ The Raptures Coming
like tell me how the fuck we guess that ralsei was gonna have a ānewā look for chapter 5? because the āevidenceā was a clip from a fight that ālooked like ralsei was copy and pasted inā DESPITE THE FACT THAT IN GAME RALSEI HAS HIS NORMAL LOOK DURING THAT FIGHT???? ARE WE JUST GUESS WORK GODS? DID TOBY āRADIATIONā āPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP CALLING ME RADIATIONā FOX ACTIVELY MAKE HIM LOOK COPY AND PASTED IN AS A LITTLE HINT? AND EVEN IF THE LATTER WAS TRUE HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET THE MESSAGE?
Deltarune spoilers for weird route and long theory time
Ok so... what if the end of the of the prophecy was actually the weird route in chapter five where kris and noelle drown themselves?
EVIDENCE:
Firstly, If you abort the weird route, upon meeting ralsei in the dark world, he's very concerned about kris, and is relieved that they're okay, So it implies she knows something bad could've happened to kris.
Secondly, Susie is VERY determined not to let the final panel of the prophecy happen, and yeah, obviously she wouldn't want her best friend and girlfriend to die.
But susie is also where this theory kind of contradicts itself.
Because something else i consider to be evidence for this theory, is Susie's behavior leading up to the lake scene. She seems very hesitant to let kris go, She's trying to distract them with a bunch of extra stuff, and she talks about their future together.
But if she knows what's happen, why is she letting them go in the first place?
But even with that it mind, the theory could still work. The prophecy is vague enough for it to be plausible that susie and ralsei are concerned, but don't know what exactly is going to happen and how to prevent it.
And I also am aware of the fact that the whole theme of the weird route is doing things that you're not supposed to, and "breaking the rules of the game" and this theory is kind of directly contradicting that.
Idk, I just wanted to share my theory
hey man iāve heard the theory that in trying to push away from the prophecy in the weird route, we bring it to fruition a lot even before chapter 5 release, so not that weird of a theory. plus susie mentions ākris obviously wont let that happenā why kris specifically? why not ralsei obviously, since he actually knows the prophecy, or even herself?
