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sorry I haven't been swiftieposting its because I don't want to rn <3

my coworker and I are equivalent in both skill and effort and yet he is told he's doing more than expected and I am told I'm doing the bare minimum. okay. sure. please explain

I get told I'm meeting expectations by working hard but a man is told he exceeds expectations because... no one expected him to? I guess?

just found out my pet frogs are both boys and they are GAY

have we discussed the use of untouchable in about you by the 1975

FUCK DIET CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE FAT PEOPLE HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do think it's weird that your clothes have to flatter you in a specific way for people to like your outfit. people are hating on the skirt+top taylor was wearing but I feel like it's bc it doesn't make her look like an hourglass. idk women can wear outfits that don't make them look snatched it's fine

what did that lantern guy say ? "one if I poo, two if I pee?" or something

a Melanie Martinez stan lecturing me on the ethics of being a swiftie..................... now hold on a minute

can't invite my friend to my house bc they hate taylor swift and. my home is... visibly swiftie coded....

in lois griffins voice: forgive me, peter, my lost fearless leader

they activated my swiftie brain micro chip