Asher Is Your God

“I’ve just arrived at my college dorm building and my room…doesn’t…seem to exist?” AU

“I’ve found myself being recruited unwillingly to a club called ‘The Bagel Club’ - I’m not even kidding when I’m saying that I’m pretty gosh darn excited” AU

“I don’t seem to understand the concept of community naked time - since when was this a thing. I did not sign up for this. This was definitely not in the brochure” AU

“My roommate grew up with 5 sisters, so they do some weird things. I suppose it’s alright, but it can get a bit awkward when I walk directly into something that I wasn’t quite expecting - like that manicure party that one time…quite the doozy” AU

“My new elective for this semester is called ‘Retro Games IRL’. I thought that it sounded like fun, but it’s not what I was expecting at all. Did you know that Pac-Man really does smell a bit like cherries?” AU

“You have a weird obsession with peanuts, and I’m hella allergic, but I guess we can make it work, as long and you stay way far on your side of the room and just never breath ever again or I will so punch you” AU

“We’re both psychology majors, and its great and all that we know everything about the topic, but it would be awesome if you could stop diagnosing me with being a dick - it’s unnecessary and definitely not a legitimate condition” AU

“Apparently there’s a bonfire going on in the plaza tonight where we’ll be burning all of this past year’s notes - how and I going to explain to everyone that I laminated everything already so they would die if they tried to dispose of my work?” AU

If you’ve been wondering why I’ve been so absent recently, I would like to direct your attention to the cutest little baby you have ever seen! Meet the newest addition to the family, Zephyr! (Or Zeffie for short) Zephyr is an 8 week old Australian Shepherd/Boxer mix. She has one brown eye and one blue eye. She is the sweetest little love that just adores to pee on her mum’s bed. (-.- Much to my dismay)

(Totally not ambiguously gay colored promo picture okay guys? :D *shot*)

Cheshire tapped one finger to his lips. “But Asher, we’ve just met!” He teased. “I’ve got lots of time.”  He was more than amused.

“They’re weird looking…and…just…weird.” He shuddered as well. There were no hairless cats in his cat folder and there never would be.  They weirded him out too much. “But porn is unrealistic…at least if you find out the fun way…” He teased. “You just want to find the porn collection…”  Wait…he’d been saying stash before, now he’d upgraded it to a collection…oops  “maybe, we’ll see~” he singsonged.

Asher laughed and shook his head. He couldn’t do this anymore. It was too funny, though he meant a little bit of it. 

Just a little bit. >.> <.<

Asher laughed and then paused when Cheshire said ‘collection’. His head slow turned until he stared at Cheshire. He gasped. “Scandalous~” He moved closer and wibbled a little, putting his chin on Cheshire’s shoulder. Asher was way too good at these sad eyes. He grabbed Cheshire’s arm and held onto it. “Cheshire.. what do you mean, collection?”