An attempt was made

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

Good cop bad cop but with doctors/scientists. One barking orders "I said lie STILL" the other holding you down, tightening the restraints "just do as he says, sweetheart okay?"

i hope you have thoughts about me that you feel a little horrified or guilty about but only during the post-orgasm clarity after you jerked off to them

that’s my fuckable emotional support jester

Humping my boot as an enrichment thing

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

*touches your reblog inappropriately*

"Fuck, I should stop. I should really stop, I need to stop. Oh shit, I shouldn't be doing this, fuck, fuck, fuck" voted #1 thing to hear being panted over you for the millionth year in a row and counting

"Fuck, I should stop. I should really stop, I need to stop. Oh shit, I shouldn't be doing this, fuck, fuck, fuck" voted #1 thing to hear being panted over you for the millionth year in a row and counting

"Fuck, I should stop. I should really stop, I need to stop. Oh shit, I shouldn't be doing this, fuck, fuck, fuck" voted #1 thing to hear being panted over you for the millionth year in a row and counting

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.