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@ashen-atrium
Succubus Pentious/“Spent” Singleverse sideblog! Based on an AU where Sir Pentious became a succubus and now exists as a full on demon within the rings of Hell! Operated by main blog @sssardonian-ssserpent! This is a Singleverse/Singleship blog, but please, don’t be afraid to interact even if you have blogs that are otherwise!
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Nobody in this world or any other can piss me off the way Istoph can. Nine words and I'm yelling at the top of my lungs chasing him around to strangle him with my bare hands.
Oh what could he have possibly ssssaid this time?
@ashen-atrium replied to your post “"veci infested planet" IT'S OUR HOMEWORLD”:
What kind of ecofascist nonsense is that??
Okay, context. I've been dragged into a lot of really long meetings lately and I know I've been pretty tight lipped about them. Well its because a bunch of new planets are up for grabs (we have a mandatory wait time on a planet after discovery before it can be colonized, in case there are life forms detected) and we're all arguing over who gets what.
He's mad because I have a stronger claim than he does on two ocean planets that are technically between our territory borders, and he got frustrated to the point of slinging insults about my entire species. Blah blah, calling us parasites, saying we infest every planet we get our hands on with our magic, saying that Okkylk is crawling with us. Like yeah dude we fucking spawned here.
Veci on Okkylk? Gasp. What a shocker. I wonder if he’ll have a heart attack when he learns that water is on the planet’s surface too. If this is the sort of thing that someone decides to resort to when they don’t get their way, stomping and whining that the other always gets whatever they want, they don’t sssseem up to modern politics to me, let alone colonization.
Sigh, guesss I’m going to have to keep an eye out for buckets atop the doors. Sure would be a shame if they got my top wet.
Like I need a bucket! Water magic, baby. You're never safe from me.
Only if you can catch me first, my darling fae.
@ashen-atrium
Is that why you sent me toppling to the floor when I was getting my coffee this morning?
That and I wanted to see them bounce.
If you wanted to see them bounce, you could just ask, dear. I almost sssspilled my coffee. Or did you just hope it would get on my shirt so you could take it off?
What, you think I'd just go ruin your clothing for my own wicked ends???
Because you're right. I would and I will. Watch yourself.
Sigh, guesss I’m going to have to keep an eye out for buckets atop the doors. Sure would be a shame if they got my top wet.
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Is that why you sent me toppling to the floor when I was getting my coffee this morning?
That and I wanted to see them bounce.
If you wanted to see them bounce, you could just ask, dear. I almost sssspilled my coffee. Or did you just hope it would get on my shirt so you could take it off?
I know, but if I sssstart to think about that too long, it starts to feel uncanny. Imagine human sized me meeting one of my own kidsss and they just flop on top of me and crush me. Or they decide to pick me up.
You'd be sooo tiny, I'd have to pick you up and put you over my shoulder to keep you out of their grasps. Gods that's a surreal thought. If everyone in this house reverted to their "original" forms I'd have a bunch of tiny humans to stress about. I'd need to get stairs for the beds.
Well thank god there’sss no way that could happen. (Tempting fate perhaps with that comment, but lightning hasssn’t struck me down yet.)
You know, I barely even notice anymore. I can ssstill pick them up as if they were very long very ssslinky cats.
I know you were human once, darling, but neither of us are remotely human sized anymore. The kids that are hip level to us now are probably as tall as you were when you were walking the earth.
I know, but if I sssstart to think about that too long, it starts to feel uncanny. Imagine human sized me meeting one of my own kidsss and they just flop on top of me and crush me. Or they decide to pick me up.
I always think my kids are so small and cute, but they are the size of fully grown humans. Which is apparently very jarring for humans who hear I have a seven year old and then meet someone who stands at eye level to them.
You know, I barely even notice anymore. I can ssstill pick them up as if they were very long very ssslinky cats.
@ashen-atrium replied to your post “Late night treat for my ego, honestly. But hey.”:
The love of my life, looking gorgeoussss as always.
Flattery gets you everywhere, darling. C'mere.
Gladly.
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@ashen-atrium replied to your post “I am so full of fish. I got lost in the sauce.”:
Had too much to eat? Food coma?
Yes. I mean I just woke up from the food coma but oh my gods I slept like a corpse I think. What year is it.
It’s the year 3000 AD. I’m kidding. It’s been…2? 2 and a half hourssss, since you went down for your nap.
Got married again because I'm built different.
Sssssssssurprise, bitches. :3
Who the actual fuck put an unopened bottle of earth barbeque sauce on my desk. Why. How did you even get it here. What am I supposed to do with this.
Someone making a threat of barbecued fish?
Do people barbeque fish???? I feel like a sauce that strong would overpower the delicate fish flavors, wouldn't it?
Sometimes they do, I think. Mostly when grilling fish or preparing it as if it were a cut of beef.
Damn, maybe I should try it sometime. Not with this bottle though, I have no idea where it came from and I'm not trusting random condiments. Do you know anyone you hate enough to regift threatening sauces to?
Karen at my workplace. I can leave it at her desk and not say a word.
Who the actual fuck put an unopened bottle of earth barbeque sauce on my desk. Why. How did you even get it here. What am I supposed to do with this.
Someone making a threat of barbecued fish?
Do people barbeque fish???? I feel like a sauce that strong would overpower the delicate fish flavors, wouldn't it?
Sometimes they do, I think. Mostly when grilling fish or preparing it as if it were a cut of beef.
Who the actual fuck put an unopened bottle of earth barbeque sauce on my desk. Why. How did you even get it here. What am I supposed to do with this.
Someone making a threat of barbecued fish?
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Obsssservation, my dear. :3 and rigorous sssstudy. Aren’t they ssswell?
You have a five second head start. Start slithering.
Shore thing, darling. Love you.
Are they really that terribubble? I didn’t think you’d want to krill me over something so finiscule.
I'M the one that makes bad fish puns! Stay in your own lane, serpent!!! Where did you learn this!!!
Obsssservation, my dear. :3 and rigorous sssstudy. Aren’t they ssswell?
