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Shout out to all those like me who cannot move on from the first two generations of Pokemon! We are few...

I just don’t want Sword or Shield guys.

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Okay... Time to give the “live-action” remake of The Lion King another try. It really can’t be as bad as it seemed when I walked out of the theater...

Can it?

2 minutes later

ohhhh nooooo....

In regards to certain movie news... I still don’t know who to trust. Is the Joker sequel happening or NOT? I don’t get it, I haven’t seen this many conflicting reports since trying to convince my Dad that I completed my homework for the weekend.

#joker movie

I’m now only recently coming to the realization that my inner thoughts sound a LOT more like Ryan Reynolds than I would have expected.

#showerthoughts

There are two new things making me happy in life right now. To put it in perspective, this one comes in at number two:

Silver Medal Baby Yoda, that’s not so bad. You’re still cute.

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Maybe working in an office has affected me more than I think. In order to pass the time I watch Dr. Phil while playing clicker games...

All they are is watching numbers get higher...

Am I losing my mind? Probably, AND I LOVE IT!

#call center problems #office

Top ten reasons I regret shaving my beard off

10. My face is cold

9. My cheeks are itchy

8. I’ve grown a second chin and didn’t notice until now

7. I never noticed how big my teeth are

6. ACNE!!!

5. Turns out I have a bald patch

4. I’m going to spend all Monday getting weird looks

3. Throws into sharp relief my need for a haircut

2. I have nothing to stroke while deep in thought

1. I look like I’m in FUCKING High School!!!

#top 10 #beard care #beard

Sitting here not knowing what to post when being off tumblr for so long... Lion King remake angered me. There.. I’ve said something. Have a great day!

I recently started playing Batman Returns on the SNES again. Some fascinating things happened so I decided to write about it.

Check it out: https://witordelusion.blogspot.com/2019/05/my-journey-with-batman-returns.html

#batman returns #snes #review #gaming

Recently Disney has been proving over and over again that corporate produced and packaged filmmaking can still be highly nuanced, exciting, heartfelt, and most importantly ENTERTAINING!!! They’ve earned my benefit of the doubt. Even for films I probably would have called right away we’re not going to be worth it. Every film deserves a chance though.

That being said...

The Aladdin remake should probably just go away. Far away. And never return.

Oh and The Lion King as well. Don’t fix what ain’t broke man. One looks as if it was produced on a cheap matinee stage with crap cgi, miscast roles, rap... apparently, and possibly the final nail in the coffin for will smith.

The other cut out “be prepared”

You might say I’m judging these films to soon. You’re 100% right. That is exactly what I’m doing and frankly I don’t care. It’s just how I feel.

Here’s an idea.

Want to readapt a Disney film?

Fucking BLACK CAULDRON!!!

Give us a REAL Prydain movie. Please Disney!!! I’m begging you.

#disney #film buff #remake #black cauldron #aladdin #the lion king #the chronicles of prydain #thoughts

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Rocking the ever living shit out of doing absolutely fuck all!

I’ve gotten so good at being lazy that I...

Am far too lazy to think of a metaphor.

#thoughts #funny #lazy

I’ve been searching and searching and searching. Still nothing. My Wife seems to know what it is, but I just can’t find it. Anyone here ever heard of the movie: “I don’t know”? Every time I ask my wife what she wants to watch, she asks for this movie. HELP!!!

#marriage #movie #i dont know #funny #sarcastic

Decades after parents have finally had enough:

#fortnite #meme #funny

Did a search for Weird Stock Photos. Not sure what I expected, but now I am traumatized and incurably insane...

#stockphoto #weird #funny #scary

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Sandworm always seeking for sand…

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#star wars #beetlejuice #tim burton #anakin skywalker #sand #meme

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There is an election coming up in my area. Which means the time has come to pretend I have a candidate choice when speaking to those who do not know me very well. Most people have a hard time accepting my: elections-don’t-matter-in-the-slightest-because-no-matter-how-bad-they-are-someone-new-will-have-the-seat-in-a-few-years-anyway, point of view.

#elections #vote #point of view #get to know the blogger

#mrbean #willyoupressthebutton?#funny #meme #would you rather?

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