lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

What I lack in physical attractiveness, I don't make up for.

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

True story

what the fuck happened

I’m not sure if my favorite part is all the animation errors or the fact the t-rex opts to eat the salad instead of the people.

Where did the tables go?

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

Walmart employees at midnight

any retail job, period.

“excuse me, you’re out of ___ item that’s on sale and I wanted one” “Oh, I’m sorry sir/ma’am, let me look in the back for you I think I saw some earlier” *walks behind doors, pulls out phone, sends 3 texts and swipes right on a couple 8/10s on tinder* *walks back out* “I’m really sorry, it doesn’t look like we have any more in stock, we’ll have more tomorrow around 9 am” (Trucks dont usually arrive until noon)