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“Everyone here is a trophy. And the future is uncertain.”

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     SHE DOESN’T LOOK UP from the paper work on her desk even when she hears someone approaching. that isn’t to say she’s ignoring them by any means, but she is busy.      ❝to what do i owe the pleasure of a lawyer’s visit?❞ just because she’s not looking doesn’t mean she isn’t still paying attention.

“Maybe I’ll see you in another life, if this one wasn’t enough.”

“I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.”

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strong language. potential dark themes present.

“ i’m jumping, i’ve jumped, i’ve landed. ”

“ garlicky sheen shane. ”

“ this is bologna i’m flip-flopping again. ”

“ GHOST COP. ”

“ well, i mean it’s not a bear. ”

“ it could certainly kill a bear. ”

“ nope, hippopotamus. ”

“ FUCK YOU. ”

“ he’s the richard dreyfuss of this jaws story. ”

“ did she have anything on under the trench coat? ”

“ yeah, she had a hippie vibe to her. ”

“ she used to come here every thursday. ”

“ yeah. that shakes a tambourine. ”

“ i really wanna believe in something outside the norm of, you know, physics. ”

“ not when the history fights back! ”

“ do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at? ” 

“ shame on him. ”

“ i don’t like that one bit. ”

“ you’re not a man of your word. ”

“ do you feel like it remembers you? ”

“ you’ll find out. ”

“ yet here i sit, like a freakin idiot. ”

“ that just fucking…. cut through that like a hot butter patty. ”

“ are you just afraid of anything that’s old? ”

“ look at your little stupid face. ”

“ i called it a motherfucker, i called it a coward. ”

“ my heart almost exploded. ”

“ your hard-on exploded? ”

“ i don’t think we’ve ever attempted anything more idiotic than this. ”

“ did you just fart? ”

“ it just slipped right out of your butt cheeks. ”

“ ahaha, gotcha…. ghosts. ”

“ i love your bones. ”

“ i just knew him as the guy who probably killed someone. ”

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strong language & dark themes present.  change names/pronouns as needed.

“ looks like hogwarts ”

“ what in the fuck is that? ”

“ that’s not a ghost that’s metal. ”

“ just… everybody died from it. ”

“ it’s a g-g-g-g-ghost butt! ”

“ shockingly i’m not hearing anything. ”

“ this is like satan’s cement butthole. ”

“ i’m gonna imagine that place is the closest thing to hell. ”

“ there’s no malice there. it’s just dead people. ”

“ they pushed the dog too!? ”

“ what the fuck is wrong with you? ”

“ you’ve got a thing man. ”

“ oh god, i hated that. ”

“ you wanna fuckin’ play? ”

“ shut up dude, you know this is fucking weird. ”

“ maybe this ghost just loved to blaze it. ”

“ i think…. timmy wants to be your friend. ”

“ you hear that ghosts? ”

“ you fucking wimps. ”

“ there’s the demon hole. ”

“ goodbye body chute. ”

“ i don’t even fuckin’ trust you. ”

“ do i have to put that on my business card now? ”

“ if you’re a fan of airplanes i’ve got news for you. ”

“ to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ”

“ are they breathing underwater? ”

“ black holes aren’t unicorns. ”

“ somebody really busted out windows movie maker for that one. ”

“ that’s too sad let’s just talk about ghosts. ”

“ i’d love to bury an axe in her face. ”

“ i want to give the ghost significant reason to haunt me. ”

“ we’ve disrespected this room too much. ”

MISS SLOANE STARTERS !     pt 1.    cw for strong language, guns / gun violence / shooting, sexual content, change names / pronouns / tense as needed !

“ lobbying is about foresight. ”

“ it’s about making sure you surprise them and they don’t surprise you. ”

“ i understand if that last one’s too adventurous for you. ”

“ can i use a silly voice? ”

“ today’s a landmark day, you know why? ”

“ name one thing you an do today that you couldn’t’ve done yesterday. ”

“ sounds like critical mass to me. ”

“ i’m not so sure i like the real world. ”

“ so you’re going to bury your head in the socrates? ”

“ abolish money! ”

“ shit is fucked up and bullshit. ”

“ know your subject people! ”

“ failure to do so may result in the loss of a golden opportunity. ”

“ she’s good, isn’t she? ”

“ don’t feed me that crap and call it ice cream. ”

“ foolishly, i told the truth. ”

“ i do whatever it takes to win because i only fight for causes i actually believe in. ”

“ i only fight for causes i actually believe in. ”

“ you’re suddenly a proponent of gun control? ”

“ our current system is so porous it floats. ”

“ i would hardly categorize responsible gun control as frivolous. ”

“ is that a promise or a threat? ”

“ you’re a bully with unorthodox tactics. ”

“ what time d’you go to sleep most nights? ”

“ what time did you go to sleep last night? ”

“ if you’re here for a quote you’re wasting both of our time. ”

“ you busted me, i’m incontinent. ”

“ i don’t comment on word on the hill. ”

“ dildos are illegal in texas, but joe public can walk into a sports store and emerge five minutes later with a shotgun. ”

“ that would explain the low rate of dildo related murders in texas. ”

“ it wasn’t that funny. ”

“ a conviction lobbyist never cheats; she exposes cheaters. ”

“ a conviction lobbyist need only believe in her ability to win. ”

“ a convicton lobbyist can’t only believe in her ability to win. ”