MISS SLOANE STARTERS ! pt 1. cw for strong language, guns / gun violence / shooting, sexual content, change names / pronouns / tense as needed !
“ lobbying is about foresight. ”
“ it’s about making sure you surprise them and they don’t surprise you. ”
“ i understand if that last one’s too adventurous for you. ”
“ can i use a silly voice? ”
“ today’s a landmark day, you know why? ”
“ name one thing you an do today that you couldn’t’ve done yesterday. ”
“ sounds like critical mass to me. ”
“ i’m not so sure i like the real world. ”
“ so you’re going to bury your head in the socrates? ”
“ shit is fucked up and bullshit. ”
“ know your subject people! ”
“ failure to do so may result in the loss of a golden opportunity. ”
“ she’s good, isn’t she? ”
“ don’t feed me that crap and call it ice cream. ”
“ foolishly, i told the truth. ”
“ i do whatever it takes to win because i only fight for causes i actually believe in. ”
“ i only fight for causes i actually believe in. ”
“ you’re suddenly a proponent of gun control? ”
“ our current system is so porous it floats. ”
“ i would hardly categorize responsible gun control as frivolous. ”
“ is that a promise or a threat? ”
“ you’re a bully with unorthodox tactics. ”
“ what time d’you go to sleep most nights? ”
“ what time did you go to sleep last night? ”
“ if you’re here for a quote you’re wasting both of our time. ”
“ you busted me, i’m incontinent. ”
“ i don’t comment on word on the hill. ”
“ dildos are illegal in texas, but joe public can walk into a sports store and emerge five minutes later with a shotgun. ”
“ that would explain the low rate of dildo related murders in texas. ”
“ it wasn’t that funny. ”
“ a conviction lobbyist never cheats; she exposes cheaters. ”
“ a conviction lobbyist need only believe in her ability to win. ”
“ a convicton lobbyist can’t only believe in her ability to win. ”
“ i think my opinion of you is spot on. ”