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i knew i was asexual when i had a dream about sex and it was a nightmare

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watching my lecture recording on sexuality and the lecturer says something along the lines of we all experience sexual attraction

#but...what IS it?#what does it feel like?#asexual

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Secret from PostSecret.com

#asexual #cat

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"But...but...you're missing out on the most pleasurable part of the human experience!"

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please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

#asexual #aromantic #friendzone

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Oral sex

#whyyyyy #asexual #oral sex

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What does it mean if mood rings always turn black when I wear them? Am I a Super Ace, because I turn other rings into ace rings?

yes you are a Super Ace this is a very special ability DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS

#asexual

chocolatable

do you ever listen to a song and think “i’d have sex to this song”

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#that's a thing people think?#doctor who #sex #asexual

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i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

loudst

you know too much.

#asexual humor #asexual

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You need to start dating

#cat #dating #asexual

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Hey, guess what?!

I have an account on acebook now.

0.o

#WHAT DO I DOOOO #acebook

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"With that attitude you're gonna be single forever and end up with like 15 cats!"

#oooh yes #cats

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I’d rather be a dick than suck one

#if it comes down to it #asexual

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Coming Out to Parents

Me: I’m asexual, which means I don’t enjoy sex and don’t want to have it. Mom: You’ll find that special someone one day. Me: I’m asexual, which means I don’t enjoy sex and don’t want to have it. Dad: Good.

#asexual humor #asexual

queer--and--dear

Hehehehehe!

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One of my favorite pride images!

#asexual #pirate #meme

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My sexual orientation is I don’t care what your genitals are just as long as you don’t put them near my face.

#yep

hayatako

This is one of my comic strips for the Doctor Who Fanbook. My friend Violeta wrote the script, but I was the one who added that sentence about the cake. I just couldn’t help it.

#asexual #doctor who

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