ariana

girls nudes look like they could be in an art museum and mens nudes look like crime scene photographs

And lie occasionally

forever pulling my shirt up so my tits are out whenever i make myself cum

ball

i‘ve been called weird, but never unfunny, let that sink in.

mutual masturbation that moves to fucking raw and cuming inside

im so stressed i need someone to eat me out for 1 hour straight

All hail the almighty overlord, Diet Coke 🧎‍♀️‍➡️

You think I’m kinky? You should see what I DONT reblog

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

touching ourselves tonight cuz wtf was that week