artsy-dragon

FitzChivlary Farseer. Just because you didn’t put down in your journal that you made out with the fool doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. We all know it did.

“Yeah he kissed me but it’s whatever tho it just healed me in a life altering way”

quite apart from anything else about tom badgerlock and lord golden. they're doing nothing to dispel the rumours that they're fucking by fitz just constantly sleeping with him. like literally. why does everyone think you share his bed? well you see fitz. it's because you keep sharing his bed.

This man’s aura has me gagged

i looooooooove how annoying shane and ilya must be as the two best hockey players in the world just both of them being able to see the game at such an elite level and notice things no one else does and theyre basically speaking their own language to one another and saying things like "i dont even count a hat trick if its on an empty net if the goalie isnt there its NOT a real goal i think they should not count these" "absolutely if theres no challenge it isnt real" "exactlyyyyy" and they will say things like this in front of players who have Zero career hat tricks