Let 'em know that we're still rock and roll.

Marge better bring the bag this month

gratuity coming on monday baybee!!!

Yes Marge!!!

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

I need the bag and the dress

I heard so many people talk about romanticizing your life and at first it was annoying but then I was eating an apple and it was red and sweet and I was making an effort to conciously and slowly enjoy my apple because that's what my therapist told me to try to be more in the moment and it was the best apple I ever ate. I ate it slow and really payed attention to the sweetness and the sourness and I was sitting outside under some trees and there was a breeze and I thought: This is a perfect moment, and one day I will wish I had the opportunity to sit here and conciously eat this apple and be happy. Anyways. Try making a big deal out of small things.

“shit tier ugly ass elf” is Up There in terms of internet phrases that make me laugh every time i remember them

gifting lil heart shaped lollipops to all my mutuals