racing heart

Jesse: Enough is enough. We have to do something about Gossip Girl and we have to do it now. It's time she was taken down, for good.

Jesse: Will you join in my crusade?

Jesse: ....Yes I did watch Les Mis to get pumped up for this but still. I'm taking Gossip Girl down.

            ‘   i’m    diggin’    this whole thing,    especially   the hug a pug thing.    and the cotton candy,   yep.   ‘

                 ‘ baby, we have to go to the hug a pug booth! Like right now. ‘

               ‘ surething, sunbeam, it’s somewhere in my bag.  ‘

                        ‘Thank you and I love you’

                Are you sure you don’t want something stronger? I heard last night was a major disaster. D-List meltdowns, Nate’s DILF-y dad getting arrested… I mean please, everyone does cocaine but I guess not everyone robs their friends blind and gets away with it. For a while. Anyway, hang on let me check my bag.

I gotta say though, now would be a perfecto time to get right back off the wagon.

                         I think I’ll pass, thanks. It sounds like you have personal experience, with the cocaine thing. Not the robbing your friends blind thing, unless you do? No, really, I’m fine.

                I do but can also confirm it will in fact not erase the traumatic memories of last night. Not to judge but… Wow. Totally judging all of it. [ smiles and hands her over the goods ] Here, I hope it helps your head at least.

                         I’m embarrassingly lightweight when it comes to alcohol so I have to admit a good portion of the night is a little bit blurry, traumatic memories included. But Gossip Girl helped fill in the blanks and I have to say wow is right. [takes them and literally beams] You’re a lifesaver, you know that right?

      The moments in between partners during this dance were wild. She felt as if she would just keep on spinning and spinning until eventually she took off, flying on up to the chandeliers, thankful her dress was floor length. But someone always caught her. Kept pushing her on, smile on her face and her mind a million miles away. Admittedly she hadn’t been expecting the next someone who did that to be this blonde but… Fate was funny like that.

      “Oh my god. Hi. This is-,” awkward? Hilarious? One to tell the grandkids? “Fun, right? The whole dancing thing. As long as you don’t get spun into Mr Hamilton ‘cause, you know. Yeeshk. You… Look really hot, wow. Are you having fun? With Aimee.”

@artistic-evelyn

                      Evie felt like she was on the tilt-a-whirl at the state fair as she was spun from partner to partner. It seemed like just as soon as she got her bearings, she was off again, spinning over the marble floor to collide with a new body. She decided she hated it. It was too fast, too much. How were the others all smiling? She was too worried about crashing and burning. Suddenly she found herself face to face with another body, and it took her a moment to realize exactly who it was. 

                           ‘H-hi.’ Oh jesus, did the universe hate her or something? ‘I have to admit I’m not a fan of the whole thing. I have no idea who that is but I’ll take your word for it. Really? I mean, thanks, you look beautiful too, Sapphire. Yeah, I am, with Aimee. I don’t think I’ve ever been to something this fancy.’

                ‘ ——-aaaaand i bring us pink champagne. wait, were you just talkin’ about me? shucks you. i still can’t get over how gorgeous you look, like my mind is blown each time i look at you, like WOAH. ‘

                       ‘Oooh, pink champagne. Yup I sure was, it’s not my fault I want everyone to see how amazingly hot you look. The mind blowing whoa-ness is definitely mutual.’